Serious Business
AN: I own nothing in this story. This is for koalababay so enjoy. Please R&R.
"I'm making a resolution." Yuffie stated to a sleepy Reno that morning.
"What's that?"
"I'm not going to be childish anymore. From now on I'm getting it together, I'm going to be mature!"
"You need to change your underwear then." Reno commented. Yuffie looked down at the Care Bear panties she was sporting underneath a white T shirt and blushed.
"I knew that." Today was going to be fun, Reno thought to himself as he watched Yuffie rush towards the bathroom to change. At breakfast, Reno got out Yuffie's favorite cereal, Chocobo O's, and poured himself a bowl. Yuffie looked at his meal enviously for a moment before returning her attention to her grapefruit and toast.
"These are great!" Reno commented, munching on the cereal.
"Yeah they- I mean no they're not. Only little kids think they're good." Yuffie replied, digging into her grapefruit. Some citrus unfortunately shot out then and soaked her eye.
"How's your food Yufs?" Yuffie wiped her eye with a napkin and speared a chunk of grapefruit.
"Just fine, thanks for asking."
Later that day, as Reno was lounging on the couch, he saw Yuffie carrying a large box into the living room.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm getting rid of all my immature things." So Reno watched as Yuffie went through whoopee cushions, Disney movies, and a million different comic books. Her gaze lingered at each item and Reno could see she couldn't take much more of this. He stood up, leaving Yuffie to her task as he went into their bedroom.
"I'll show Reno I can do this." Yuffie said to herself.
"You forgot something in the bedroom," Reno's voice cut in, interrupting Yuffie's work. Her eyes widened when she saw the stuffed Cactuar in his hands.
"Mr. Jumbo..." Yuffie whispered.
"Not very fitting for a mature woman, hmm?" Reno said, a smirk on his features.
"You're a meanie." Yuffie muttered.
"What was that?"
"I said go ahead and put him on the pile."
"Okay, but think about where he'll end up. It'll be lonely on that garbage heap, nothing around him but broken glass and expired milk." At that, Yuffie couldn't take it any longer. She got to her feet and grabbed her favorite stuffed toy.
"Reno..." Yuffie said after several moments.
"Yeah, babe?"
"Do you think I'm too childish?" Here she gestured to the massive mound of toys and other items strewn around the living room floor. Reno hugged her then, Mr. Jumbo squeezed between the two as they embraced.
"Nah Yuffie, you're just a brat." Yuffie stuck out her tongue at him and punched him lightly on the shoulder.
"And you're a fun-ruiner."
"Someone has to be mature in this relationship," Reno replied. Yuffie decided she had had enough of his mouth then and kissed him deep on the lips. Once they broke apart, the Turk had a very pleased expression on his face. Yuffie smirked and tweaked his nose.
"Now there's the Turkey I fell in love with."