Title: Cyberspace
Pairings: Lots 8)
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. SO NO SUE PLZTHXKKKBYE. 8D
Summary: What happened online should stay online. Yami is going out with Anzu, Yugi is heart-broken, Jou is in love with someone he does not know at all, while Seto try to hide his identity. And all the other people in between are just trying to make things right. Everything is told through AIM and LJ. (YAOI) Don't like. Don't read.
Chapter One
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo had signed on 10:47 PM
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo entered OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
xDarkMagician FAN: hey, Jou, why are you on so late??
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: ugh… m'dad took away m'comp. bastard
Kura x kura: Hi Jou
Kura x kura: O-o;; Why would he do THAT?
Tomb Raider: why… his dad obviously caught him lookin P-O-R-N-O.
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: … wth, bakura…. he said im on da comp too much….
Kura x kura: You're the one to talk, Bakura. I know about the "Pretty Things" folder in the fav. tab!
Tomb Raider: …
ishSTAR: OMG EWW I didnt need 2 noe that
Tomb Raider: Ra…. chill…. its not like I dunno bout ur doujinshi collections
PharaohAtemu: Oh Gods
xDarkMagician FAN: come on, guys!!
PharaohAtemu: Yeah, no porn around the innocent.
Tomb Raider: INNOCENT?! HAH! He's the one wearing cow skin and thongs!
xDarkMagician FAN: WTFF!!!
Tomb Raider: see… he juz cursed.
PharaohAtemu: That's because YOU made him. And how would you know he wears thongs?
Kura x kura: Yeah, Bakura, how would you know…
Tomb Raider: uhhhh HELLOOOOO no panties line. and leather pants r too tight to wear boxerz w/o noticing. it ain't rocket sci. ppl… its possible that he goes commando
MaliiiCk: 0H 1 N0T1C3 7H47 4LS0! 1 7h1nk h3 g035 c0mm4nd0 2
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: uhhhhh y am I here?
xDarkMagician FAN: …. I'll ignore Bakura and Malik…. well, I'm planning a party at my house next week
Tomb Raider: why dun they call nemore?
xDarkMagician FAN: well cuz we're all online now
PharaohAtemu: Yugi figure it's easier this way
Kura x kura: That sounds fun, Yugi! Bakura and I would definitely come.
Tomb Raider: who sayz?
Kura x kura: I SAID SO!
Tomb Raider: ok dam u dun hafta yell, I'm sittin right next to u
Kura x kura: Hmph!
MaliiiCk: y am 1 h3r3?
ishSTAR: becuz were invited 2
MaliiiCk: s1nc3 wh3n?
MaliiiCk: 1 4lw4y5 7h0ugh7 w3 w3r3 7h3 3n3my ;
xDarkMagician FAN: NOO you guys are friends too
Tomb Raider: frienz mai arse. the pharaoh tried to run us down w/ his 'car'
PharaohAtemu: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY UNDERWEAR!
Kura x kura: You stole his underwear??
Tomb Raider: … we were juz comparing… things and then he pulled down my pants and I chased him down and ripped off his panties from his gay pants
PharaohAtemu: THESE PANTS ARE $300!
MaliiiCk: 7h47 r34ally 1s g4y, wh0 sp3nd5 300 g00d 0n35 0n 4 p41r 0f p4nt5?
PharaohAtemu: Says the guy who wears LADY pants
MaliiiCk: Wh47?!?!?!!!11
PharaohAtemu: I know you shop at the lady's side
xDarkMagician FAN: Oh Ra…
ishSTAR: u know wut. imma go play maplestory…. it's getting way 2 weird in here
ishSTAR: bye!
MaliiiCk: w417 f0r m3333333 1 d0n'7 w4n7 70 b3 h3r3 410n3!
Tomb Raider: thatz cuz ur a chicken. too chicken to fight back
MaliiiCk: … 1 5h4ll 5377l3 7h15 47 7h3 p4r7y!
PharaohAtemu: What the hell did he just type?
Tomb Raider: beat me
MaliiiCk: I SAID I SHALL SETTLE THIS AT THE PARTY, Fooooolsss
ishSTAR: ugh
ishSTAR had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
MaliiiCk had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
xDarkMagician FAN: hay, where's jou? he hasn't been talking much
Kura x kura: Yah… usually, he talks a lot in here
Tomb Raider: I killd him n put him in a paperbag n shipped him back to Egypt
Kura x kura:
PharaohAtemu: Suuuuuure you did
Tomb Raider: WUT NOW PHARAOH?! R u questioning mai actionz?
PharaohAtemu: You're such a liar
Tomb Raider: OH YAH! BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNN
Kura x kura: Ok… teaching Bakura the AIM application was the worst thing I've EVER done.
xDarkMagician FAN: XD
Xx dancing princess xX had signed on 11:06 PM
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo signed off 11:06 PM
Xx dancing princess xX entered OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
xDarkMagician FAN: aawww... jou signed off
Xx dancing princess xX: hay guyz wuzzup?
Tomb Raider: the pharaohz hair
xDarkMagician FAN: hey, anzu, how was your date?
PharaohAtemu: Shup. Up. Bakura!
Xx dancing princess xX: Gods, my date wuz horrid. the guy took me to a dance club and he did not know how to dance and he made me pay for the drinks too
xDarkMagician FAN: oh wow that sucks
Xx dacing princess xX: yeah… hard to find a guy here
Xx dacing princess xX:i wish i had better luck with guyz
PharaohAtemu: Well, Anzu, if you don't mind… would you like to accompany me tomorrow on a date?
Xx dacing princess xX:what?! You like me?
Xx dacing princess xX:omg, i've liked you since 4ever! Why didn't you tell me?
Tomb Raider: WHAT?! The pharaoh iz straight? Had the world gone wrong?
PharaohAtemu: Bakura… not everyone is as crooked as you!
Tomb Raider: but u wear tight leather pants. this doesnt make a damn sense.
PharaohAtemu: Anzu... I guess I was looking for the right time?
PharaohAtemu:What do you say? Should we meet tomorrow?
Xx dancing princess xX: YES! I WOULD LOVE TOO. and to think, back during dinner, I read a fortune cookie that said "today, things will blossom"
PharaohAtemu: Good. Tomorrow at 6 PM then?
Xx dancing princess xX: sure well I gtg my parents are home
Xx dancing princess xX: good night guys!
Xx dancing princess xX:-kiss yami on cheeks-
xDarkMagician FAN had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
PharaohAtemu: Where did Yugi go?
Tomb Raider: Ryou? r u still here?
Tomb Raider: nop, nothing
Xx dancing princess xX: good night, yami
PharaohAtemu: Sweet dreams
Xx dancing princess xX had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
PharaohAtemu: I shall go too. I have to go pick an outfit for tomorrow!
Tomb Raider: why dun u juz go nude… she'll go crazi
PharaohAtemu: You're so weird….
Tomb Raider: honestly, pharaoh, I thought u'd go 4 guyz since it was suppose 2 b destined
PharaohAtemu: Destined? What?
Tomb Raider: nvm, I guess u dunno maybe later good luck dealing w/ da beetch
Tomb Raider had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
Kura x kura had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
PharaohAtemu: What the hell?
PharaohAtemu had exit OMGZ PARTAY chatroom
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Meanwhile…
-IM with Kura x kura from xDarkMagician FAN-
xDarkMagician FAN: ryou, you saw that, he asked her out!
Kura x kura: I know that, Yugi. It may not mean anything. He never said he liked her.
xDarkMagician FAN: YES HE DID TT
xDarkMagician FAN: RYOU HE'S NOT GAY. I HAVE 0 CHANCE WITH HIM!!!
Kura x kura: Honestly, I can't believe him. He is the LAST person that would go out with her. She's such a...
xDarkMagician FAN: high-heels-wearing, perfume-spraying, boobs-bearing leech?
Kura x kura: ... Yugi, I don't know what to say.
xDarkMagician FAN: omg... ryou, I'm in love with him –sighs-
Kura x kura: I don't think they'd last, Yugi. So don't worry about it. She's a whore and she cheats
xDarkMagician FAN: I know but then she has the biggest crush on hiim
xDarkMagician FAN: what am I gonna do?
Kura x kura: Uhm. Trust me, Yugi. YOU SHOULD NOT WORRY!
xDarkMagician FAN: how do you know? 0o
Kura x kura: Well... uh... Bakura said something about destiny and how youdajslfiwaefesfsda
xDarkMagician FAN: wth ryou? Wut did you say??
Kura x kura: ... sorry Yugi, gtg. Uhmm... Bakura's calling... me... yeah
xDarkMagician FAN: ok... I'll go see wut jou is doing... night!
Kura x kura signed off at 11:21 PM
-IM with ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo from xDarkMagician FAN-
xDarkMagician FAN: HAY JOU. Wut are you doing? and why are you invisible?
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: oh hi, yugi, just chattin, n feel like it
xDarkMagician FAN: really? With who?
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: just a frend i met in the duelin forum
xDarkMagician FAN: I seee...
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: ryou told me yami askd anzu out?
xDarkMagician FAN: yeah... sucks.
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: how r u feeln?
xDarkMagician FAN: lousy... and sad, kinda. Actually, I felt kinda betrayed
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: y? itz just 1 date
xDarkMagician FAN: I know but then, wut if things blossom between them? I would be crushed
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: dun worry, yugi, yami doesnt like anzu the whole world noez
xDarkMagician FAN: NOO HE SAID HE LIKED HER
xDarkMagician FAN: seee -- PharaohAtemu: What do you say, Anzu? I have liked you for a while
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: oh wow... uhmm... i dink itz just a phase
xDarkMagician FAN: I'm so mad at Yami. I always thought... you know, things could work out if I make my move right with him
xDarkMagician FAN: but now she's got him first... I feel like crying
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: YUG DUN DO IT. WE ALL NOE HE LOVES U! NOT ANZU! i swear, just ask any1
xDarkMagician FAN: this feels like a lie...
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: u'll c
xDarkMagician FAN: I'm gonna go to bed now... –sighs- Yami is still downstairs watching Pokemon...
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: i didnt noe he wuz a fan
xDarkMagician FAN: yes... he is
xDarkMagician FAN: BYE! Thnkx for your comfort, jou
ReDeYesBlaCkJouNo: welcome, night
xDarkMagician FAN signed off at 11:34 PM
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-IM with Dragon101 from MasterxDuelist-
MasterxDuelist: Your father took away your computer because you were online too much? Talking to me?
Dragon101: yeah, can you believe him? ugh such a bastard
MasterxDuelist: He is still your father, you shouldn't call him that.
Dragon101: so wut? Ever since he got a new job, hes been acting all high-and-mighty
MasterxDuelist: Come one now.
Dragon101: wut...
MasterxDuelist: Tell you what. Why don't you have a virtual duel with me? It'll make you feel better.
Dragon101: sure, but you always win...
MasterxDuelist: Not always.
Dragon101: YES!
MasterxDuelist: Do you wan to duel or not?
Dragon101: I doooooo
MaterxDuelist: Ok then
MasterxDuelist had invited Dragon101 to a Virtual Duel
Accepted
Dragon101: I'm gonna kick your butt!
MasterxDuelist: You wish.
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Next day, 11:00 PM
LiVEJOURNAL
Anzu (DancePassion) wrote,
2007-07-10 22:05:00
Current mood: hyper
Current music: Hello – Namie Amuro
Date with YAMI!
Guys Our date was so fun! At first I thought it was boring cuz he didn't say a single word. But then he took me to this romantic restaurant. The restaurant was good but our waiter was so rude...
Me: excuse me, I want another glass
Him: why?
Me: because this glass is dirty
Him: no.. that's your lipstick
Me: my lipstick is red not pink
Him: uh.. lady it's faded red
Yami: Sorry, can you please bring her another glass?
Him: ... sure.
Then later:
Me: my chicken is a little salty.
Him: so? I'm not the cook.
Me: well... you can tell the cook to change my dish
Him: WHAT?!
Me: do it
Him: -takes my dish-
And I heard him mumble: bitch... why is that hot guy going out with HER?
Rude, huh? I swear, that wasn't my lipstick and I am NOT a bitch!!!! I'm the nicest girl in the world. And I love my friends tooooo And another, he winked at Yami all night! Yami, why did you wink back?! You don't like guys.
Anyways, after dinner, Yami and I walked around the city. Tokyo is so beautiful. I never notice it until today. Then we stopped by to get ice-cream and I accidentally dropped mine but Yami gave me his. I was soooo happpiiiiii :)
I can't wait to go on a second date with him... –dreamy sigh-
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SEXiMAii
2007-07-10 10:21 PM (link)
Ooooh! Honey, you went out with Yami? Good catch. I wish I was there first. Kidding
Luv yah
- Mai
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DancePasiion
2007-07-10 10:23 PM (link)
I knowww. He's so hot and gentleman-like too. I'm so lucky.
But he's mine!! You know, Yugi was with him, then we split up. I can't believe Yugi tagged along...
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SEXiMAii
2007-07-10 10:24 PM (link)
Really? Little Yugi tagged along? I smell jealousy.
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Blondetrouble
2007-07-10 10:22 PM (link)
U went out wid Yami? Holy shitz so the rumorz were truu.
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DancePassion
2007-07-10 10:25 PM (link)
Duh, Jou.
Where were YOU?
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Blondtrouble
2007-07-10 10:31 PM (link)
Around... Srsly, anzu, you WERE a little bitchy to the waiter
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ImSleepy
2007-07-10 10:33 PM (link)
A LITTLE. Try A LOT.
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DancePassion
2007-07-10 10:34 PM (link)
What, no I wasn't! Shut up, Bakura. Why are YOU here?
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ImSleepy
2007-07-10 10:38 PM (link)
Ryou's on. I'm talking to him through LJ chat.
See you bitches lata!
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BakuRyou
2007-07-10 10:46 PM (link)
This is so wrong. Yami and you don't match at all... And how do you know Yami might not be bi?
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DancePassion
2007-07-10 10:48 PM (link)
What are you talking about? I'm perfect for him! And I KNOW!
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BakuRyou
2007-07-10 10:53 PM (link)
Nothing. You'll see.
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