SO I WAS SKYPEING JACKIE AND HER FRIEND WAS LIKE "I SHOULD POST THIS TO FANFICTION BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW" SO I ASKED HIM TO SEND THIS TO ME AND HERE IT IS.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY JACK
There I was...On the beach sweating harder then ever...I had just eaten 2 handfuls of sand. It was from my sandcastle that got wrecked by some kid. I was angry when i remembered the family ritual, if your sandcastle if defeated in battle you must eat 2 handfuls of sand. I went over and wrecked the kid stuffing handfuls of sand down his throat whispering into his ear: The sweat will come soon.