1 day link walkd 2 teh kastle and the he saw zelda and zelda sed dat link loked angy and link sed dat he jusd had gas so zelda sed dat link shud go outsed if he had 2 fart an link sed dat he didnt thik he culd make it but zelda told him 2 run rellie reallie fast an he culd make it. so link tuk of runing and he didnt make it 2 teh dur. he farted on zelda an it smeled reallie bad and zelda passeded out on teh floor an she brok her hed open. zelda sed 2 cal 911 but link waz stel farting and ganondorf cam into teh room and said link u smell bad i tink u shuld get sum help 4 dat problemm so link wen 2 lon lon ranch an malon sed she culd nor help him becuz he kiled her cows wit his fart so she caled teh cops and tehy tuk link to jail but teh jailbluw up form teh insid out becuz link farted alot an it smelled bad. teh end!
leik omg! tihs iz meh furst storie! Im so esicted! reevuw okie? im not a gud speler. my mum sed i ned practize but i tryd.