I was thinking one day about how perfect the song "Honor to Us All" from Mulan is for LSF Revan.
This is the result of that thought.
Also, you can find a related YouTube Video if you search for "KOTOR: Honor to Us All".
Hope you enjoy, it's my first entry and I had fun writing it !
Bastila: This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, don't you fret,
Jedi Masters: We're going to turn this Sith Lord
into our own pet.
Revan (spoken): It's exploding!
Trask Ulgo (spoken): You'd know what to do, if you'd listened to my tutorial!
Carth: Let's escape, in this pod,
Revan: Hey, this pilot guy is pretty hot,
Carth: I don't trust her,
but she's all I've got,
Jedi Masters: You'll bring honor to us all!
Bastila (spoken): Um, what's this?
Revan (spoken): Saving your ass? Did I miss something?
Bastila (spoken): Nice try. You need more help than I thought.
Revan: When will Taris be through?
I'm so sick of seeing these rakghouls,
Not to mention
Bastila's hairdo,
Jedi Masters: You'll bring honor to us all!
All: We got the hell off Taris and
The Sith bombed it sky-high,
Bastila: Let's go to Dantooine,
I'll make you a Jedi!
Bastila: Can't you please be like me-
Calm,
Obedient…
Revan: Go climb a tree!
You're a hypocrite,
Carth: Ha, I agree,
Jedi Masters: You'll bring honor to us all!
Revan: We're finding all these Star Maps now
Because I have weird dreams,
Bastila(shiftily): That's just our strong Force bond,
Revan: But nothing's as it seems!
All(in rounds): Leviathan, captured crew,
What the hell are we going to do?
Juhani: I'm invisible,
Revan: Let's send you!
All: Please bring weapons to us, please bring weapons to us, please bring weapons to us all!
Bastila: Thanks, let's leave now.
Malak: Not yet!
A huge revelation last moment,
Ten laughs just because I can...
You are really Revan,
And you didn't know it.
Carth: I don't believe it,
Bastila: Well, it's true.
(Awkward Pause)
Carth: Let's hope she doesn't blow it.
Revan: Somebody,
Hear my plea,
Help me not to make a Sith of me,
And to stay with Mr. Onasi,
Didn't know Malak was so tall!
Mission: Scary crash landing, Now I just hurled,
All: We are on the Unknown World!
Bastila: Hey Revan,
Join the Sith,
Revan: I always knew that you were a bitch!
Carth: Hon, I love you!
Revan: Let's go save the witch,
Blow the Star Forge and then ruuunnnn...
Vrook: You've brought honor to us,
Vandar: You've brought honor to us,
Zhar: You've brought honor to us,
Bastila: You've brought honor to us,
All: You've brought honor to us all!