Hey my little cookies this is called living with iggy because well…its pretty much self explanatory. I have captured iggy!
Iggy: and now I live in her house.
Ariana: you don't mind do you iggy?
Iggy: not really I don't mind.
Kay kay , here I present (fancy music) living with iggy!
I walked into Victoria secret and who do I see lurking around the store? Iggy ride in the flesh! I thought to myself this is my chance. So then I grabbed a VERY heavily padded bra and hit him over the head. Unconscious I dragged him into the parking lot where I put him in an abandoned shopping cart and pushed him home. "Who are you" iggy says alarmed. "I,m ariana and you live with me now" I replied. "oh, okay" he said calmly.
(This line break was brought to you by sundrop! Drop it like it's hot!)
So three weeks later, I started school, made like seven new annoying friends, and am PMSing. Bet iggy is regretting his decision to come with me now.
"Oh thank god your home! Your house is so boring!" Iggy said as I walked through the door.
"Well I have to go to work soon so keep on boring yourself."
"Wait where do you work anyway?" he asked. "Victoria's secret, how do you think I found you" I answered.
"Take me with you! Take me with you! Take me with yoooooooooooouuuuu!" iggy squealed.
"no!" I snapped. "iggy its Friday so you know what that means?"
"its buy random crap day! I almost forgot!" "after work we'll go to walmart. Kay."
At walmart me and iggy went around the store buying random things.
I bought a….
Blow up pool
Blow up turtle
Pound of skittles
Years supply of gum
Sundrop girl costume (drop it like its hot)
Two swings I can hang from the ceiling so me and iggy can have fun.
Iggy bought
A blender, strawberries, a kiwi, 2 bananas, one mango, and a pineapple. (he was in a smoothie mood)
At home iggy thought it would be fun if we could go to the pet store to get a pet. On the way there I asked him what animal he wanted. A mini dragon that breathes his answer. So that's what we got. The pet store was out so I called up harry potter and he hooked us up. That's how we got vinny our one foot tall, pink and purple adorable dragon that breathes lavender sparkles and poops jelly beans/assorted candy. We let vinny roam around the house. We weren't sure what dragons ate so we tested random foods until we were able to make a list of things that he liked.
Vinnys food list
Tomato soup (not cambells just high end soup)
Lemons
Hot dogs
Gazpacho
Chilled cucumber soup
Pizza crust
Coconuts
Smoothies
Candy canes
sprite
So for dinner we gave him a big plate of lemons that we drizzled sprite on.
One last thing that I should say about vinny… he talks. He has a very nice personality.
After dinner me, iggy, and vinny cuddled up for a nice wholesome episode of The Jersey Shore.
That's all for now my cookies please review