I write this story, because I a) want to poke fun at all the DRAMA you see in soaps and b) I'm in a really non-serious mood. Don't expect long chapters: it's gonna be an easy-read, crazy fic, lol. Read and review please!
Note: I'm Dutch, and the grammar check doesn't work, so sorry for any faults.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teletubbies or anything else you recognize from the tv series. If you recognize more stuff, you're probably right: First line's from the song
'Morning Has Broken' by Cat Stevens. Only difference is that I used the past simple. Wow.

1. Pilot

The sun rose, the morning was brooooken, like the first mo-ho-hoooorning...
Narrator: Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play!
Narrator: 1!
Tinky-Winky: 1!
Narrator: 2!
Dipsy: 2!
Narrator: 3!
Laa-Laa: 3!
Narrator: 4!
Po: 4!
Narrator: Teletubbies!
The trumpets play a funky song.
Narrator: Tinky-Winky
Tinky-Winky: Tinky-Winky!
Narrator: Dipsy
Dipsy: Dipsy!
Narrator: Laa-Laa
Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa!
Narrator: Po
Po: Po!
Narrator: Teletubbies
Teletubbies: Teletubbies!
Narrator: Say Hello!
Teletubbies: Eh-oh!
Narrator: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, Teletubbies
Teletubbies: Teletubbies! (Trumpets stop playing)
Teletubbies and Narrator: Big Hug!
(Windmill spins)
Teletubbies: Uh oh!
(They all run away)
Trumpet: Where have the teletubbies gone?
What the trumpet didn't know, was that Dipsy and Po were on their way to the hairdresser, using Po's scooter, because Dipsy needed a new haircut. So Tinky-Winky and Laa-Laa were all alone and they were hiding behind some bushes.
"Laa-Laa, you look so beautiful," Tinky-Winky whispered. Laa-Laa blushed.
"Kiss me, Tinks," she whispered and he winked.
"Are you sure?"
"Quickly, before I change my mind," and she smiled. How easy to manipulate Tinky-Winky, she thought with an evil twinkle in her eyes.
Tinky-Winky started kissing her and she kissed back, with all the passion she had.

TO BE CONTINUED