DUMB SPIDY
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SPIDER-MAN, PAC-MAN, VICTORIA'S SECRET OR HUMMER.
MY FRIEND AND I MADE UP DUMB SPIDY IN THE THIRD GRADE AND HAVE BEEN MAKING STORIES ABOUT HIM FOR 4 YEARS NOW. HERE IS THE ORIGIN OF THAT CHARACTER…
CHAPTER I
ONCEUPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BOY. A HE GOT BIT BY A SPIDER AND CALLED HIMSELF SPIDER-MAN.HE FOUGHT MANY BATTLES AND BECAME A HERO. BUT THEN HE FOUGHT DARK DUDE, THE VILLIAN PUSHED HIM INTO A GREEN LIQUID CALLED DUMB JUICE. IT MADE SPIDERMAN REALLY, REALLY, DUMB.
HE CALLLED HIMSELF DUMB SPIDY. HE RAN AWAY AND GOT LOST IN A MALL. "WHERE IS THE VIDEOGAME STORE?" HE ASKED HIMSELF AND RAN INTO VICTORIA'S SECRET.
WHILE HE WAS SHIELDING HIS EYES FROM THE HALF-NAKED WOMEN MANICANS, (WHICH HE THOUGHT WERE REAL) HE MADE HIS WAY TO THE CASH REGISTER. HE SAW THE COMPUTER AND THUOGHT IT WAS PAC-MAN. HE DELETED ALL THE DATA IN THE COMPUTER THINKING THAT HE WAS EATING THE DOTS.
THE MANAGER CAME AND SAW HIM. HE KICKED DUMB SPIDY WHERE IT HURTS, AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER.
NOW DUMB SPIDY WAS FEELING HUNGRY. AND HE NOTICED (AFTER 5 HOURS) THAT HE WAS IN A DUMPSTER FULL OF FOOD. AFTER EATING SOME TOFU BITES, HE FOUND AN OPENING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE DUMPSTER. HE CLIMBED DOWN THROUGH THE TRASH, AND WENT THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM.
HE WAS NOW ON THE FREEWAY. AFTER SAYING "HI!" TO SOME OLD HOBOS, HE WENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. A NICE HUMMER WAS DRIVING ON THE ROAD TOWARD DUMB SPIDY.
"WOW. WHAT A NICE TRUCK. I WISH I HAD THAT TRUCK. WOW! THE SKY IS BLUE!" CLEARLY HE WAS CLUELESS THAT HE WAS GOING TO DIE.
HE GOT RUN OVER BY THE HUMMER, BUT HIS POTBELLY (THAT HE GOT WHILE HE WAS EATING) CUSHIONED HIM.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? SEE IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. I OWN DUMB SPIDY DARK DUDE, AND TOFU BITES. I WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER POSTWD SOON! PLEASE REVIEW.