it was hot summer day
nigel thornberry looked up at the beaming sun and sweated.
"where is my dear love?" he sighed.
-6 MONTHS EARLIER-
Nigel thornberry was the newest kid in Shingashimaga. His parents forced him to move there a week earlier. He hated it here.
"Mom, why do I have to go to school here? The kids are crusty and the teachers smell like dank sweat please let me stay home! I have to go!" Nigel shouted at his mother.
"Bitch if u dont get yo ass to school we will have a problem!.!.!" his mother screamed.
nigel cried and went to school.
-AT SCHOOL-
He was introduced to his classmates straight away. One was bald. One looked like shaggy from scooby doo (it was! he got his autograph). Basically, Nigel discovered he went to school with Caillou, Scrappy Doo fake ass, and Shaggy.
"Dude, you smoke weed right?" Shaggy inquired.
"bitch the hell do it look like I smoke weed? I live off that wild shit!" Nigel yelled at him.
"aight fam my b..." Shaggy passed the blunt to Scrappy.
Scrappy took a hit and passed it back to Shaggy.
"Do you see that guy right across from us? He's so hot," Caillou said.
"Who? u mean LEvi Rivaul? so hot bruh," Scrappy agreed.
"oh my god!" nigel looked over and his heart skipped a beat.
"bitch in love!" Shaggy screamed.
Levi looked over at shaggy and threw a rock at his head.
"oh my god shaggy! are you ok?" nigel screamed so loud.
shaggy wasn't waking up.
"i hate you!" nigel screamed at levi.
"do it look like i care tho," levi replied back.
nigel, caillou, and scrappy rushed shaggy to the hospital.
-HOSPITLAA, 4 MONTHS LATER-
Shaggy was in intensive care and rehab.
"We almost lost him!" Scrappy cried and cried.
"But he safe now!" Caillou said.
"If i ever get my hands on lechi i will kill!" Nigel screamed so loud he got kicked out the hospital.
It turns out nigel didnt have to wait long. levi was outside the hospital.
"you dork! i wil KILL," nigel screamed.
"no you wont," levi stepped forward and kissed nigel.
"WHAT TO? HECK?" nigel screamed.
"can u pelase stop scream," levi warned.
"baby i want you. im sorry i almost killed your friend," levi pleaded.
"you cant just nearly kill my friend and expect me to fall in love with you!" nigel scoffed.
"but baby this love for real! you gotta give me a chance!" levi said.
"no! I cant deal with you! fake ass bitch!" Nigel screamed.
with that said, nigel ran away.
The next morning, nigel awoke to a knock on his door. he opened it and there stood levi with flowers and chocolates.
"baby please," levi said.
"levi... this cant work... you know it," nigel started crying.
"baby no" said levi
"I... love you! I've loved you since day one! But we were never meant to be! This world will keep us apart for the rest of our lives. I need you... but I can't have you!" Nigel choked out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" levi screamed.
"BABY COME BACK!" levi yelled.
Nigel turned around, but his attraction to LEvi pulled him right back around and he rushed into levi's arms.
"I LOVE YOU " he yelled.
"LOVE U 2" levi said back.
Just then, an army of super secret spies marched in and shot a dart in both nigel and levi.
"ow bitch damn that hurt!" nigel screamed.
nigel's surroundings slowly started to fade and his vision turned black.
When nigel woke up, he was in a desert.
The sun was warm on his face.
"Where...where is my love?" Nigel screamed.
And with that, the brave Nigel THornberry marched on throughout the desert to find his love.
thte end