Summary: Semi-SI into a Dragon Ball game, enough said
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Chapter 1: Summoned from the grave!
Chapter Image: Konrad Is summoned by the dragon, and is rather shocked
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Now you're wondering what's going on right now right? Well my names Konrad T. Brown and I'm dying, hit by a... something I don't know and I'm in some place called the Time Nest, but let me back up to the point I died.
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Flashback
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He had hit the ground really hard Konrad didn't feel anything afterwards, then it was as time started to accelerate, like in a movie he saw people moving his body, cleaning it and preparing it for his funeral. His family was only there for a few moments before he was sent to cremation where his body was burned to ash.
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Time started to fasten afterwards, he moved away from his grave, at first he saw his hometown from above, the beautiful City with his medieval castle and a few modern skyscrapers. A Moment later he saw Earth itself, a blue marble in the vast darkness of space.
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He moved away from it until only stars could be seen, then entire galaxies, seconds later he could only see darkness, thoughts and emotions faded and he was happy about it. Darkness was everything he wanted as he felt something pulling him towards a single light.
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"I grant you a Second Chance" told him a voice, old and deep it ringed inside his very being, "Use it wisely" then he lost himself in the nothingness before he could grasp the meaning of the spoken words.
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Opening my eyes then there is the actual room itself, first thing I notice is that it is obviously not my room, the fact that it's all brightly colored didn't help ether,
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I feel the need to articulate my puzzlement at the situation in an articulate and precise manner.
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"What the fuck" The voice that came from my mouth was not mine. It sounded slightly deeper and soft (Voice 7), but back to where I was, I found myself standing on a stone path that trailed off to a vastly green environment, surrounded by an equally bright sky with different planets floating within it. Once more that mighty voice thundered behind me, eliciting a sharp, yelp of surprise. Putting that thought aside, I spun about, eyes tracking for the noise. Sure enough, there he was. Shenron. You know, the dragon? Big, green, scaly thingy? One who grants wishes? Not that buff guy, the skinny one, THAT Shenron.
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My mind gibbered madly-momentarily struck dumb. It was like seeing the Eternal Dragon for the very first time. Just...
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...wow.
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Those eerie red eyes gazed at me for a moment longer, brightening.
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"Your wish has now been granted!" he thundered, "Farewell!"
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"Wish what now?! I didn't make any-
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But I was a little too late.
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I could've sworn the smug bastard smiled at me as he disappeared, seven Dragon Balls shooting upwards from the pedestal, scattering away into the sky, I stared after them, slack-jawed, my hand still outstretched, as though I could somehow grab those seven spheres and bring him back, demand an explanation from the smug hand bag.
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That was when it hit me.
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This dainty limb did not belong to me, I wasn't exactly muscular by any means, but I considered myself somewhat fit. The limb I was looking at was small, its hand sheathed in a black and dark purple, wrist band? Twitching, I risked a glance downward-and sure enough, found myself staring at the black and purple combo 4-Star Dragon Ball Costume (upper body/hands/feet) and Time Patroller suit (lower body). Most notably, the Tapion's sword that was attached to my back. My hand shot backwards, touching the glossy, spiky, jet black mane hair that I have now.
'Well this is new'
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One last time I reached backwards, only to find a Brown, furry appendage hovering just over my rear, my eyes nearly bulged out of my head, snapping toward the tail.
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THATS NOT MINE!
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The voice that emerged was most certainly not my own, either. Slightly deep and soft at the same time (Voice 7), tinged now with disbelief, it exclaimed loudly:
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"Oh, FUCK! FUCK! GOD FUCKING DAMIT!" I ranted loudly, stomping at the ground. "FUUUUUU-huh?" To my surprise that singular stomp had actually shattered the earth, creating a small, bowl-sized crater beneath my foot. Huh, indeed, I'm a lot stronger now.
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My attention was still fixated upon this new, horrid development when I heard the footsteps approach.
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"He did it!" A familiar voice cried, "The wish really worked!"
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My head snapped around hard enough to give me whiplash, once again I found myself staring a legend; but this one hit a good deal closer to home. Trunks. The name snapped into my head immediately; not the foolish pansy of a boy from the Buu saga, or that piece of crap from GT, not even blue hair one from Super, but the actual trunks from the Android Saga, tall (or short at least to my current new height) and slightly imposing, I was possibly a had or two taller then him, azure eyes fixated on me, perfectly calm, cool, and collected.
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If only I could feel that calm again...
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"Whoa, easy there" Trunks soothed at me, apparently seeing my panicked expression, "You can relax, really, its okay"
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'If he noticed I'm not relaxed then something must be wrong'
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"I was the one who brought you here with that wish; you like you could be pretty powerful"
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I deadpanned
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Oh, sure, powerful, just inside a game maybe, just summoned by some-
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Oh,
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Oooohhhh,
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Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
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Crap Baskets!
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I was stuck in the game, trapped, probably forever since my old body is dead now. The realization nearly bowled me over, even worse than the discovery of my new body, I was a normal, average human being, who should be dead mind you, was now trapped in a world that by the laws of physics, should not even exist. A world of fiction, A place apart from reality. Where I could get killed at anytime Oh hell. Oh, sweet, bloody hell...
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"Hey," I stiffened as a hand touched my shoulder as I started to hyper-ventilate, no doubt trying to talk me down from what was clearly a panic attack, "I know its a lot to take in"
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'Is he bloody serious!?'
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"Just try and take deep breaths" Under his guidance I willed myself not to explode, under any other circumstance I might've reacted different, but waking up in a new (Sayain!) body, in a world that you'd never thought to be real, and dying like a few minutes ago doesn't ...
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"I have no idea where to start" I said quietly, alright, Konrad, relax, remember the game, the plot, Focus. I was summoned by that dick bag of a dragon from the after life, the dragon disappears, so clearly it follows the plot at least in some ways, which means, right about now, Trunks is probably going to-
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"Huh" As if sensing that very thought, his smile evaporated, "I just thought of something, although Shenron did bring you here, I'd like to put you to the test-if you don't mind. Just...think of it as an entrance exam" I watched, tense, as a hand rose to the sheathe at his back, fingers clenched around the sword's hilt, freeing the dangerous weapon with a singular swipe, "C'mon! A good fight'll probably clear your head"
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My face turned pale at the sight of his sword, its metal edge glinting deadly in the afternoon light,
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'Yeah, just one problem there, boy. I have no freaking idea how to fight without a controller, let alone how powerful I am! Karate probably won't do shit-for-dick against you! Shit! I have no idea how this body even works...this is not my day! And why the hell dose this remind me of one of my brother's fanfics
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"I hope you're ready!"
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"Are you insane?!"
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That was all I had time for before the sword came screaming down at my head!
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Only for it to get intercepted by my own sword!
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"Now you've done it" I hiss lowly as my hair flashes golden for a moment
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And that's how it started,
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I, Konrad T. Brown rose from the grave as...
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Kuroi the Super Sayain of the Time Patrollers