A/N: Another one shot!

Disclaimer: I don't own CM or the song!

Prompt: Girlfriend – Nsync

Emily had to admit that she was drunk. It only took her falling off of her bar stool five times before she finally admitted to herself that had, had way too drink. She looked over at Rossi and thought about how handsome he was. She looked at Hotch also and wondered what it would take for him to lose his Mr. Cool persona.

Emily leaned over Hotch and said "Hey Rossi with as hot as you are why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Dave had just taken a drink of his scotch and spit it out and when it landed on Emily's face he said "Shit Emily I'm sorry."

Emily blinked her eyes and then smirked and said "Damn Dave if you wanted to exchange bodily fluids with me why didn't you just tell me instead of spitting your drink on me."

Dave's mouth opened and closed as he stared at Emily in shock. He couldn't believe that she had just told him that. He decided that he would play her game. He looked out of the corner of his eye and saw Hotch looking at Emily and he though good I can finally make Hotch realize that Emily isn't going to be single forever with my plan.

Dave smirked back and said "Well come here babe and I'll exchange bodily fluids with you. You have such delicious looking lips and I want to taste them."

Emily's mouth dropped open but she closed it. As she went to stand up from her bar stool she fell to the ground and looked at Dave who was laughing. As she was sitting there her eyes turned to Hotch and she saw him watching her with something akin to hunger in her eyes. She decided that wanted to kiss Dave just once so she got up off of the floor and walked over to Dave.

Her eyelids were half closed as she put a hand on Dave's shoulders and she leaned in to kiss him. She gave him a quick peck and then stepped back and laughed as she saw the shock on his face.

"You told me to come kiss you Dave! Why are you looking at me that way?" Emily said in an innocent voice.

Her head started to spin but before she could fall she felt someone wrap their arm around her. She looked up and saw that it was Hotch who was holding her and she smiled.

Dave shook his head. "I didn't actually think you would kiss me! Ugh no offense Emily but you're like a daughter! Now kiss Hotch!"

Emily's eyes widened at that and she shook her head and stuck her tongue out at Dave who laughed.