A New Family Deleted Scene: Anger Management
5 Months into pregnancy
James POV:
Zodical and I were at the hospital for a check up.
"So is everything alright?" I asked.
"Everything seems to be fine but your wife's blood pressure is surprisingly high" replied the doctor.
"What do you mean?" asked Zodical.
"Mrs. Wilson, do you have a history of anger management issues?" asked the doctor.
"N-no not that I know of i'm usually a calm person" Zod replied.
"That's not what these results say" said the doctor.
"I'm telling you I don't have an anger problem" said Zod as she got a little annoyed.
"Now see this is what i'm getting at" said the doctor now being a smart ass.
"Listen just tell us what we have to do to be calmer for the babies" I told the doctor while trying to stay calm.
"Anything relaxing will do, but have you both considered yoga classes for expecting parents?" asked the doctor.
As we left the doctor I called Jordan to tell him we weren't coming to work tomorrow.
Jordan: Hello?
James: Jordan the wife and I can't come in tomorrow
Jordan: What's the matter?
James: The doctor says Zod apparently has an anger problem
Jordan: Well he isn't wrong
James: What the fuck are talking about?
Jordan: James she gets it from you if anything from all of us
James: Bye *hangs up*
The Following Day
Zodical and I decided to give this Yoga parenting class thing a try.
"Okay everyone welcome to Parental preperation. Today we're gonna help you expecting moms and dads make the pregnancy as calm and relaxed as possible" said the instructor.
As Zodical and I looked around we felt really unconfortable. We couldn't possibly need this could we?
"Let's just get this over with" said Zod in a huff.
"Relax it can't possibly be all that bad" I replied.
The first excercise was breathing while in labor.
As Zod was sitting on the mat I had to sit too due to my bad back while the other "Soon-to-be" dads kinda hunched over their wives. As Zod was practicing I couldn't help kiss her randomly on her cheek.
"James do you think we should split?" asked Zod.
"We'll simply ask where the bathroom is and we'll get to the car and drive the fuck out of here" I explained.
"Alrighty time for the next excercise" said the instructor.
"Where is the restroom?" I asked.
"Down the hall on the right" said the instructor.
Zod and I left the room and went to car.
"Jesus Christ that was awful. Uh James a little help" said Zod as her stomach got in the way of putting her seatbelt on.
"Sure sweetheart" I replied as I helped her with the seatbelt.
"I'm hungry" said Zod.
"Me too" I replied as I started the car and drove.
"We can stop by at a Wendy's" suggested Zod.
"Wendy's it is" I replied.
As we went inside we ordered our food and a frosty for each of us.
I kicked her foot lightly as if we were playing footsie.
"Little bit old to be playing footsie aren't we?" asked Zod.
"I just really love you" I replied.
"Even after how fat you made me?" asked Zod.
"First of all I got you pregnant there's a difference, second even if you were fat i'd still love you" I replied.
"Maybe we should take things easy with the office and all that" suggested Zodical.
"I guess you're right plus when was the last time either of us got a full night of sleep?" I asked.
"Maybe that's why the doctor thought I had anger issues" added Zod.
"I'm just naturally pissed" I replied.
"Wait you got some chocolate frosty on your face let me get it" I said as I got a fry to wipe off the chocolate from her face. She then ate it.
"EXCUSE ME that was mine" I told her.
Zod then fed me a fry to call it even.
"Happy?" asked Zod.
I leaned forward to give her a kiss.
"James?" Zod began.
"I love you too" I replied.
"No I was gonna remind you to get some ice cream on the way back" added Zod.
"Oh" I replied.
"But I do love you though" said Zod as she fondled with my hair and went to the car after we finished eating.
Later that day after Zodical had her bowl of ice cream we went to sleep.
"Goodnight Zod" I told her.
"Goodnight James" She told me.
I wrapped my arms around her as she cuddled close with me.