These are little "songs" I made up for my good friend and fellow author on FF.net... Wind!! (ee!! Your name is so famous now!...) So here goes... hope they are "amusing"... if you review, please reveiw nicely. I don't flame anyone and never will, so please be nice to me. @----- Thanks! (Arigatoo Gozaimasu, if you prefer!)
So I bet you need some background on this little song... well... TOO BAD!! AH HA HA... I mean... um... sure! As far as I know, all the Jinx's are girls. Now, how do the reproduce? Well, according to Wind... they mate with Mr.Mimes (cause there all guys) and then if the baby is a girl, its a Jinx. If its a boy, its a Mr.Mime! But thats not the point, thats just to explain that the Jinx in this song is a Lesbian. In the story me and Wind are writing... sometime, it will be published... some long time from now! lol... theres a gym leader named Luna and sadly, Jinx is stalking her, trying to make her fall in love with "it." So here is a song by Jinx, for Luna. Sadly, or not to sadly depending on who you are, Jinx will never get Luna cause:
A) Luna's not lesbian
and
B) Luna loves Brock... (*awww*)
So sorry all you Brock-haters (sniffle, my poor Brock is so hated... just cause he has little lines for eyes... but let me as this... wouldn't Brock look weird with eyes? Especially weird eyes like Ash and Gary and... er... like most of the guys in pokemon, have? yes! He would! So see? The slanty line things that he calls eyes are right for him and his millions of siblings! but I digress) So sorry to all you who think Brock should be blown to kingdom-come, or all you who hate the twerps, me and Wind are being nice to them for a change! But Team Rockets still better than the twerps... ok... so heres the song!! (And if you love Jinx... you might not like it!)
I'm Just a Pokemon In Love
Sung by: Jinx
(Sadly written by: BrocksBabe)
Oh I'm just a pokemon in love
I like my precious jewel, my sweet
Lunas as pure as a dove
And I know I would gladly massage her feet
Oh I'm just a pokemon in love
But my affections are just played
Like a baseball in a baseball glove
I know her heart has now strayed...
Oooh... AWAYYYYYY
I try to woo her with my gentle way
But she just tries to run from me
I can't change my feelings or that I'm gay
And I know that when Brocks gone, she'll see
That I'm just a pokemon in love
and she wants it in the front
I want to get brock out, and I'll shove
I know I can please her, lets be blunt
She won't let me give her a chance
Luna baybee, why can't you see?
And I failed putting her boyfriend in a trance
But we were meant to beeeeee
Oh I am just a pokemon in love
Just a pokemon in love
A pokemon in love with yoooooouuuuu