Lelouch: …remember when you used to type up stories all the time..? Y'know, the ones about vampires and love? Well, I still have your very first notebook. See? You actually finished this one! I couldn't stop reading it and…it was so amazing! I do believe I am in love with you.

No matter. You probably couldn't care less about my opinion. Judging by the look on your face, you're not too pleased with the fact that I "stole" your notebook, but Stephanie! I love it! So much detail, so much…honesty! oh, I hate it when words fail me, which never happens, I mean, unless I'm with you…

I've been talking to your friend about this recently, the one who constantly chews her nails with long pigtails? You know who I mean. but anyways, she tells me that you have the same emotions as I do! Do you really love me?…I sound like such a fool. I may not sound like my usual self. I am always so stoic, putting on a show for you, making you believe that I am truly mature, but when it comes to you, I just cannot continue with my façade! I LOVE you, Stephanie!

ACT TWO

Stephanie: (lifts skirts and curtsies to lulu) oh, lulu! You know I could never stay mad at you, but I must ask how you happened to get this notebook from me, since I kept it under my mattress for quite some time…(throws him a skeptical look)

Lelouch:…well…miss Stephanie, I don't believe that I should be telling you about it just yet. I wouldn't want you to get any bit more harsh at me about this silly affair.

Stephanie: LELOUCH!!! YOU SNEAKY BASTARD! don't lie to me! You were in my room, weren't you!

Lelouch: I-I…I found it somewhere else! You could have mis-placed it, you know!

Stephanie: oh? Then where exactly did you find it, hm? Are you calling me a ditz?

Lelouch: no! I…I found it sitting out on the foyer! And you know I would never aim to offend you, my dear! I love you too much!

Stephanie: (out of the blue, she tries to slap Lelouch across the face, but he grabs her wrist in the nick of time before she can touch him)

Lelouch: now now, my dear. No need to struggle…(moves closer to her)

Stephanie: ow! You're hurting mee, Lelouch! don't hold my wrists so tightly! unf!

Lelouch: (evil grin) come closer…

Stephanie: gah! let me go! (bites Lelouch's hand as hard as he can muster)

Lelouch: oh…you like biting, huh?…then I hope you like bondage, too!

Stephanie: ah!…AAAHHHH! OH NO! please don't hurt me…ah…AAAHHH!