Disclaimer: don't own supernatural or the boys.

It was sometime after midnight when Sam woke.
He sat in the passenger seat wondering if he were still asleep for several minutes. Dean couldn't be doing what he thought he was doing.
"Seriously, dude, what the hell?" Sam asked, after pinching himself to make sure that he was really awake.
"What? I gotta do something to stay alert when I'm driving all night."
"So you decided to learn Japanese. Why?"
"Three words. Busty. Asian. Beauties." Dean replied counting on his fingers. "Bobby didn't need the tapes anymore, so he gave 'em to me."
"Does he know he's enabling your sick addiction?"
"Shut-up, Sammy."