DISCLAIMER: Not many of the characters portrayed in this fic belong to me, and all the ones that don't obviously belong to someone else. I am not making any profit off this, so if you try to sue me, I'll resurrect Hitler and smite you. My characters are copyrighted.
WARNING: This fic contains graphic violence, adult language, and maybe some other stuff. Don't read it unless you believe you can handle it...
NOTE: Contact me at hostiledude666@neovampire.com
NOTE2: Hail Hitler! Hail Stalin!
[Scotty suddenly bursts in, followed by the insane Mokuren.]
Scotty: Urgent news, milord! It seems we have some trespassers on our la-
Mokuren: Three of them are women!
Akron: [faces his generals] I want you to retrieve them alive. I wish to test their skills in the tournament; they may be worthy of becoming Uruha members.
Scotty: As you wish, Lord.
[Scotty and Mokuren leave the room.]
Mokuren: You can deal with this one, kid!
Scotty: You were assigned to it also!
Mokuren: I don't like doing jobs unless I get to kill some bitches! [walks away]
Scotty: [thinking] Now I have to get them all by myself!
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[Fam, Ihrie, Rasha, Migel, and Galuff are walking along in a valley.]
Ihrie: I thought you said that map was legitimate!
Galuff: It had to have been; I paid a fortune for it! You just read it wrong!
[Scotty suddenly jumps out of the bushes to the side of them.]
Scotty: You!
Rasha: What is it?
Scotty: Come with me to compete in a tournament or I'll have to hurt you!
Fam: I don't want to be in a tournament! I hate having to hurt people!
Scotty: [draws a claymore] That's too bad! You'll just have to die now!
[Scotty charges toward Fam, but Ihrie steps out in front of him, disarms him, and kicks him back.]
Ihrie: I guess you're not as tough as you think you are!
Scotty: Damn! [shouting] Magensha! I need your help!
[Suddenly Magensha appears.]
Magensha: I figured that you would need some help, my feeble ally! Leave now; I'll take care of this.
Scottie: Hai. [nods and leaves]
Migel: I hope for your sake that you're stronger than he was!
Magensha: Shut up, mortal! I shall end this quickly!
Fam: Don't worry! I'll get him! [mutters an incantation and blasts at him with fire]
Magensha: Ha! [flies through the fire and punches Fam in the face, knocking her out]
Ihrie: Leave her alone! [slashes Magensha, causing no damage]
Magensha: [punches Ihrie in the stomach and uppercuts her in the face to finish her off]
Rasha: Let's get him, Migel! [throws several enchanted knives]
Migel: [runs at Magensha from behind]
Magensha: [laughs as the knives bounce harmlessly off his mask, and whirls around to knock out Migel with a punch combo]
Rasha: That's it! [sends her most powerful attack spell after Magensha]
Magensha: Weakling... [reflects her spell with a single punch]
Rasha: Ahhh! [is knocked out by her own spell]
Magensha: I'll return them to the Lord by sending them through my evil dimension.
[Everyone suddenly disappears.]
WARNING: This fic contains graphic violence, adult language, and maybe some other stuff. Don't read it unless you believe you can handle it...
NOTE: Contact me at hostiledude666@neovampire.com
NOTE2: Hail Hitler! Hail Stalin!
[Scotty suddenly bursts in, followed by the insane Mokuren.]
Scotty: Urgent news, milord! It seems we have some trespassers on our la-
Mokuren: Three of them are women!
Akron: [faces his generals] I want you to retrieve them alive. I wish to test their skills in the tournament; they may be worthy of becoming Uruha members.
Scotty: As you wish, Lord.
[Scotty and Mokuren leave the room.]
Mokuren: You can deal with this one, kid!
Scotty: You were assigned to it also!
Mokuren: I don't like doing jobs unless I get to kill some bitches! [walks away]
Scotty: [thinking] Now I have to get them all by myself!
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[Fam, Ihrie, Rasha, Migel, and Galuff are walking along in a valley.]
Ihrie: I thought you said that map was legitimate!
Galuff: It had to have been; I paid a fortune for it! You just read it wrong!
[Scotty suddenly jumps out of the bushes to the side of them.]
Scotty: You!
Rasha: What is it?
Scotty: Come with me to compete in a tournament or I'll have to hurt you!
Fam: I don't want to be in a tournament! I hate having to hurt people!
Scotty: [draws a claymore] That's too bad! You'll just have to die now!
[Scotty charges toward Fam, but Ihrie steps out in front of him, disarms him, and kicks him back.]
Ihrie: I guess you're not as tough as you think you are!
Scotty: Damn! [shouting] Magensha! I need your help!
[Suddenly Magensha appears.]
Magensha: I figured that you would need some help, my feeble ally! Leave now; I'll take care of this.
Scottie: Hai. [nods and leaves]
Migel: I hope for your sake that you're stronger than he was!
Magensha: Shut up, mortal! I shall end this quickly!
Fam: Don't worry! I'll get him! [mutters an incantation and blasts at him with fire]
Magensha: Ha! [flies through the fire and punches Fam in the face, knocking her out]
Ihrie: Leave her alone! [slashes Magensha, causing no damage]
Magensha: [punches Ihrie in the stomach and uppercuts her in the face to finish her off]
Rasha: Let's get him, Migel! [throws several enchanted knives]
Migel: [runs at Magensha from behind]
Magensha: [laughs as the knives bounce harmlessly off his mask, and whirls around to knock out Migel with a punch combo]
Rasha: That's it! [sends her most powerful attack spell after Magensha]
Magensha: Weakling... [reflects her spell with a single punch]
Rasha: Ahhh! [is knocked out by her own spell]
Magensha: I'll return them to the Lord by sending them through my evil dimension.
[Everyone suddenly disappears.]