hi i'm Charlie911, but you can just call me Charlie. this is my first ever fanfiction so please go easy on me. this story is just mostly about Inuyasha being torture and torture, and torture, and a little more torture, then romance.

Charlie: HI INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: Shut up, wench!

Charlie: (in a quiet, but deadly tone) I dare you to say that one more time

Inuyasha: (gulps) wh-what your gonna do about it wench

Charlie: (looks to the audience then back) Inuyasha. SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT

A big crater was left where Inuyasha was standing.

Charlie: Oh, and sit.

BAM!

well, Inuyasha won't be getting up for a while. a long while

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha though I wish I do. who doesn't?

A Month of Hell

Chapter 1: Contest

Inuyasha Takahashi is a rich playboy. He can bed any girls at will, or so he thought. He lives in a big mansion and has everything he wants. Recently he had a girlfriend named, Kikyo, but dumped her ass after the fourth week when she became boring. Kikyo was probably the longest girl he had ever been with. Every guy envied him and every girl, even some guys, loved him.

Miroku Houshi (A/N: I couldn't think of anything else for his last name.) is his roommate, best friend, and manager. He is also a lecher, always blaming it on his curse hand. Once he got sent to jail for a groping a lady out on the street, and got a black eye for asking a 16-year-old girl to bear his child. The black eye was actually from her father who had just came out of the store and heard the whole thing. He had known Sango for years, but hasn't met each other in awhile after college. They've always kept contact, though.

Sango Sakamoto is Miroku's childhood friend. She is Kagome's best friend, co-worker and the only one who won't wither in Kagome's wrath. They both live together in an apartment. Her family died and left only her and her younger brother, Kohaku, who is currently living in America . She is known for her temper and will break anything in her grasp.

Kagome Higurashi is a Goth girl. She loves everything that is black, abosultely hate pink and Inuyasha. As it was mention, Sango is her best friend, etc. etc. Kagome's entire family had also died, leaving her and her brother, Souta, who had also moved to a foreign country because of a job offering. Kagome also has a temper like Sango, but she doesn't get anger, she gets even.

At S & K's Apartment

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" shouted a very piss off Kagome. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME!" She was throwing a tantrum and breaking almost everything in the house.

Sango just sat on the couch calmly, and didn't even flinch when a lamp almost hit her. "Who would've thought you be dump enough to fall for it? It was just a joke, Kagome," lied Sango. Actually she had been planning this with Miroku for some time now. He wanted somebody who can resist Inuyasha, not only resist, but hate him. Inuyasha needed to learn that money isn't everything and also that not every women in the world liked him...and pink. "I never thought you would've won. Fate just has it's way."

Kagome threw a glass, which hit the wall shattering it into pieces. She slump down on the couch and cup her face with her hands. "You know I can't stand that arrogant bastard. Please don't make me do this," she begged.

"You can't beg your way out of this one. Beside it's just for a month."

She stood up and cross her arms, stubbornly. "I'm not going. You can't make me."

Sango just sigh and looked up at her. "You heard what they said. If you resist, they will use force. Now, I suggest you start packing."

"Nope, you can't make me."

"Suit yourself, but I really wonder what type of clothes Inuyasha's gonna buy you."

Kagome's eyes widen.

"Maybe...pink."

That last one did it. Kagome bolted into her room and started packing all of her clothes, etc. etc. While she did that she remember when Sango had tricked her into signing up for that contest. That contest that just cost her a whole month of her time where she has to live with the person she hated most in the world!

Flashback:

Kagome and Sango was going to a festival. They were just walking around when Sango pulled Kagome to one of the booths. Sango handed Kagome a piece of paper and told her to sign here and there. Kagome wasn't really paying attention and thought it was just something else. But then the lady said, "Thank you, you've just enter the Inuyasha Takahashi Contest (A/N: I really suck at names. Sorry) We will send you the result in three days."

"That's nice," said Kagome in wonderland. But then realization hit her hard. She spun around wide eye at what the lady just said. "WHAT!"

Sango was secretly sniggering to herself at how easy it was to get Kagome to enter the contest. She thought it would be much harder, but nope. Then, she turns around and saw Kagome shouting at the lady and was looking like she was ready to kill. "Kagome, stop it!"

The lady was still smiling. "I'm sorry, but once you've enter the contest you can't un-enter it. You'll just have to wait for the result.

"Leave the nice lady here alone. She's just doing her job."

Kagome was trying to get out of her grasp and pound the lady. "YOU BETTER TAKE MY NAME OFF THAT LIST RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA SEE HELL!"

"I'm sorry, but she's a little troubled today. Come on, Kagome. Let's go home."

Kagome was still fuming, but she walked away, not before she gave the lady the finger. Sango gave the lady a wink and went after Kagome. People stare at her passing figure. The parents thought she was crazy and back away with their kids.

It took about a pound of ice cream, half of Sango's pocket money, and a Linkin Park CD in order to calm her down. But it was worth it. Kagome was in the contest, everything was going as planned. Now, all Sango has to do was wait for the result, which of course will be Kagome. All thanks to Miroku.

End of Flashback.

In Inuyasha's Office

Miroku came in with the result from the contest. "Hey, Inuyasha."

Inuyasha was lying lazily on the couch, watching a wrestling match. "Hey, Miroku." He sat up and took the file from Miroku's hand. "Kagome Higurashi, huh?"

"That's the winner. She's going to bring a friend along with her. I believe her name is Sango Sakamoto."

"How you know that?"

Miroku stared at Inuyasha like he was retarded, which he partially is. "It's inside the folder, moron."

He flips to the next page and saw her name in black ink. "Oh, I-I knew that."

Miroku rolled his eye. How stupid can he get anyway? "I've already arranged the car to pick them up tomorrow afternoon. Oh, and Inuyasha?"

"Hmmm?"

"Don't try to bed any of the girls. Neither one of 'em, you hear."

"Why? Are they lesbians are something? Cause...," he trail off and imagine Sango and Kagome in bed together. But then he was hit across the head by Miroku.

"No, you idiot! Get your mind out of the gutter. Sango is my best friend and I kind of had a crush on her since I was five. And Kagome...well...she doesn't like you."

"Nobody cannot like Inuyasha Takahashi, well, except my brother."

"As a friend and your manager, I advise you to stand away from her."

"Whatever, man," but in his mind he was figuring out ways to make Kagome his. Because nobody can resist Inuyasha Takahashi. He laughed in his mind about how she was in bed.

Miroku, on the other hand, already knew what he was thinking with that sinister smile of his, but this is gonna be one tough shell to crack.

Charlie: please review! please. updates will be coming up soon, but if you don't like it then just tell me and i'll delete the damn thing.

Inuyasha: (comes out, holding an ice pack to his back) yeah delete it cause it sucks.

Charlie: (looks to the audience) does he ever learn? (then back to Inuyasha) uh, inuyasha?

Inuyasha: WHAT?

Charlie: sit

BAM!

Charlie: until next time if you like my story that is. (pulls out a cell phone) can i get an ambulance here please? thank you. bye.