What to Expect When You're Expecting: Avengers Style

Yoyoyo, saw this awesome movie, loved it so much decided to write a fan fiction about it. I encourage everyone to watch go see the movie if they can, it's really funny and heartwarming. I hope I can capture that in this fan fic.

Chapter 1. Sweet Hearts

Loki shifted in bed; wrapping is long pale legs around Tony's slender waist. The raven haired god arched his back into their climax, making both of them come at the same time. Loki fell on top of Tony's chest, breathing harshly, trying to control his breath. "T-tony," the smaller god managed "We can't keep doing this." Loki rolled off the billionaire's chest, grabbing hold of Tony's shoulders so that he wouldn't fall off the small twin sized bed. Tony steadied his lover, wrapping an arm around his waist "What, I thought you liked our sexy time?" Loki scooted over, tangling his legs with the man of iron's "Yes of course, but would you please stop picking such odd places to have our 'sexy time'" Tony smirked "What? You don't like doing it outside?" although he couldn't see the god, he was sure he was glaring at him. "Tony, we're on your roof in a tent." Tony stared at his lover and laughed, kissing him softly on the forehead before drifting quietly to sleep.

Back at the tower, things were finally looking up for Agent Barton, he had been bored to tears, after completing his last mission three weeks ago. The assignment was supposed to last a whole four weeks but as it turns out his target was as dumb as nails, practically leaving bread crumbs for the trained assassin. It was beyond him how he hadn't been caught before. Now he was at the New York headquarters all alone. -buzz- Barton looked at his cell phone.

Text from Nat

Hey Clint

Natasha, how's it going, it's freaking dead over here

So I heard, I thought you were in Moscow?

Nah, I wish. haha Got finished early, at base now

Sweet I'll be done by Friday, with the way these men are acting ;)

Hey. As long as they keep their hands off you I'm fine

Clint it's my job to seduce and kill. I think I can handle a few horny men

DX I know...btw can't wait to see you

Same oxox ttyl

By Wednesday the team began trickling back in. Tony and Bruce were back from the New Mexico base and Steve was finally done with his World Protection Tour. Thor was still on vacation however, visiting Jane; and wouldn't be back until the following week. Besides a mission here and a press conference there everything had for the most part been quiet. Loki, who had been "grounded" on Earth hadn't attacked at all. There were no falling objects from space threating to wipe whole countries off the planet, even Thor hadn't broken any windows or smashed through any roofs. Times were good, but pace was extremely boring.

Tony and Bruce walked in the common area, which sported a large flat screen TV, pool table, every game system you could dream of, plus a full kitchen and a bar. "Sup' purple ranger?" Tony greeted, heading straight for the bar, Clint responded with his middle finger. Clint was flipping through the channels and when Bruce walked taking a seat next to him. "Oh hey Bruce."

"Hey Barton, how's it going" Dr. Banner reached for a Discover magazine on the coffee table, the archer skipped through another channel "It's not." they both laughed, right as Tony plopped down to join them on the couch. He had three drinks in his hands and sled them over to his teammates. "Anything good on?" the playboy asked. "I wish," Clint sighed tossing the remote on the coffee table, they all toasted their drinks to boredom and tossed them back.

By Friday Clint was so ready to go, that he rushed right through dinner. They hurried to their taxi, arms locked together dangerously close. Clint was running his fingers through Natasha's beautiful red hair, kissing her passionately. Natasha broke the kiss "Oh, wow Clint, you really want it." the archer just nodded burying his face into her neck, lavishing her with kisses, pulling her closer and closer. They paid their fair, making their way straight to their rooms. Natasha stopped in front of the two doors "Yours or mine." Clint groaned, pulling at her blouse, his was already unbuttoned and his pants too. "Mine then." Natasha quickly chose. The rushed in, barely making it to the bed.

The following morning everyone was up early for a group train exercise, Bruce, Steve, and Tony huddled around the bigger kitchen upstairs. Clint walked in. "I smell sex and candy here," Tony hummed, Clint ignored him, he was in too good of a mood to be bothered by the playboy. "Morning Clint," Steve chimed in "How was Moscow?"

Clint pulled out a box of Lucky Charms, a bowl, and some milk "Walk in the park." he poured his milk and joined them at the kitchen table. "So last night." looks like Tony was going to drop it. "Yeah," Clint arched his brow. Tony smirked "Yeah, good stuff. Didn't think you had it in you.", Clint rolled his eyes "Haha, do I hear Pepper calling," he paused for a reaction "nope" Clint turned on his phone ~I just had sex, and it felt so good~ Tony toasted to that, Clint rose his spoon, Bruce laughed, while Steve thought the whole conversation was extremely distasteful.

Thor frowned, looking at the calendar on the wall, it was already Monday. He would have to return to the New York tomorrow. He took a deep breath in, determined not to let his last day with his beloved go to waste. "Jane," he walked over, kissing her softly on the lips "How did you rest?" She kissed him back, more deeply this time "Great." Though they had not sleep together yet, they felt very close to each other. "Hey Thor, wanna head into the city today. There's a big Fair in town." she poured herself and him a cup of coffee "We could stay in a hotel, order room service, kick back and relax before you go." Thor beamed "That sounds like a great idea! But what Jane is a fair?" She took another sip of her coffee and laughed "It's like a festival-" Thor finished his cup "Festival! Say no more!"

They finished their breakfast, got dressed, and drove two hours to the next town over. The fair was wonderful. They had all the classic rides the Carnassial, the Fairest Wheel, the Zipper. They played so many games, Thor pretty much excelled at every game. Jane would have enough giant stuffed bears, gold fish, and dolls to last her a life time. The two watched pigs racing, got henna tattoos, and bought and ate themselves into a food coma. After watching the sunset, they finally headed back to the hotel.

"Today was great." Jane unlocked the door, placing her prizes in a corner in the room. Thor nodded, still munching on some cotton candy; she couldn't help but notice that no matter what he did he always looked good doing it. "Hey Thor," the thunder god turned around, "thanks for going out with me today." He closed the gap between them "Of course Jane, every day with you brings me a life time of happiness." She blush, averting her eyes, as if she wanted to say something "What is it Jane?" he cupped her chin, searching he blue eyes.

She stared back at those deep blue eyes, trying to resist the urge to pull him down right here and there "It's just," she turned and laughed a little "It's just, oh gosh, I can't believe I'm saying this." Thor looked worried "Thor do you wanna have sex." There was an air of silence between the two, before Thor broke out in laughter, Jane followed feeling more than a little embarrassed for having to ask "Jane, does that mean you accept my court?" he was serious now "Your court? Are you asking me out?" she laughed a little more "Yes I suppose if that is what you Midgardians call it." She stopped, staring deeply into his eyes, "Thor, of course-" but before she could say another word, he captured her lips with his. Pulling her closer, deepening the kiss, stepping backwards leading her to the bed.

: D Oh gosh first chapter done! Not much baby action in this one, but stay toned good news is on its way!