These are little "songs" I made up for my good friend and fellow author on FF.net... Wind!! (ee!! Your name is so famous now!...) So here goes... hope they are "amusing"... if you review, please reveiw nicely. I don't flame anyone and never will, so please be nice to me. @----- Thanks! (Arigatoo Gozaimasu, if you prefer!)
Ok... I just realize... you need a little background on this song! Mr.Mime is one of the weirdest, scariest pokemon there are... the other being Jinx. Mr.Mime, well... the one in this story I am writing with Wind, is madly obsessed with a gym leader named Kaze. So he attempts, without any success, to get her to dump Tracey and love him. (Eh, sorry all you Tracey-haters out there, I've decided to be nice to even the Twerps in this upcoming story! But there will be rocketshippines... lol... can't have a story without it!) Sooo... here is a little song Mr.Mime sings to try and convince Kaze to accept his love... (this is written purely for humor so if you love Mr.Mime and thinks its just the best pokemon ever, you might not want to read this but theres nothing TOO mean to Mimey in it!)
I need a...Mrs.Mime
(sung by: Mr.Mime!)
(Sadly written by: BrocksBabe)
I need a Mrs.Mime to be true to
I need a woman I won't go through
We fit like a foot in shoe
Oh Kaze, please say you doooooo
I need a Mrs.Mime to stay in my heart
I know that we would never part
And I know now that it might start
If I kill Tracey, that darn fat tart
I need a Mrs.Mime I can make smile
Kaze: God I'm choking on my own bile
But darling, the bathroom needs new floor tile!
And our AOL is at the end of the free trial!
I need a naked Mrs.Mime to see
I think that me and Kaze were meant to be
But her big wartortle chased me up a tree
Oh and Tracey says that she'll never like me
(Mr.Mime talking: Well, *evil laugh* I'll show him)
I need a Mrs.Mime to defend
I know I can start a love trend
And I know her heart will bend
In my direction when I send...
her my looooooove!
I just need a mrs.mime
A mrs.mime to love and cherish
Kaze wont you be mine
I need a mrs.mime to love
A mrs.mime to cherish
A mrs.mime is all i need.
Oooooh!!!
Kaze: No way in frikkin hell!