Okie, this is a lil sumtin a made up for fun, blah, blah, blah, blah, okie,
enjoy, AND I do NOT own any characters of FY, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, or
Shaolin Soccer! AND I will go by muupa, k?
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Muupa: Ohayo minna-san! Welcome to the Konan National Dating Game! (KNDG) Today we have Miaka and 7 mystery bachelors! (Can u guess who they are? *hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)
Miaka: I'm HUNGRY!!!
Muupa: *sweatdrops* Ahem, well anyway, to explain the rules, rule 1: I, muupa am Queen and Almighty Ruler of this fanfic so you're gonna do what I want you to do, got it? *Flame comes out scorching Muupa* THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT, TAS-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, but there will be a brief intermission, during this time, you may watch this commercial. *Barney marches on the stage singing the I love you song as vein pops out of muupa's head, taps foot, then grabs a violin, and whacks Barney on the head, knocking him out* O.O NOT what I meant, CLEAN-UP CREW!!! Oy vei. Barney must've melted their brains, *sigh* jus get rid of him!
Narrator: To those under the age of six, or for some reason like Barney, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.
Muupa: NOW you warn them, stupid narrator.
Narrator: Moocow.
Muupa: Why you little *beep*!!!
Fin: (from Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne goes on stage) I'm sorry, but unfortunately we will have another supposedly brief intermission, have a Nice Day!
*~COMMERCIAL BREAK~*
*2 guys pretending to look like monks sit up stage*
Monk 1 (Iron Head): *sarcastic* Kung fu is great!
Monk 2 (Steel Leg): *repeats in quieter voice* Kung fu is great.
Monk 1: I am Iron Head!
Monk 2: He is Iron Head. *Snickering*
Monk 1: He is Steel Leg.
Monk 2: I am Steel Leg! (This is a lil clip-it from Shaolin Soccer, not an anime)
*Fin comes out and pushes the monks away* Fin: Ahem, umm, that's very nice.
*Audience stares O.O, muupa, now holding the narrator by the neck, stares. o.O*
*~COMMERCIAL BREAK END~*
Muupa: *smoothes clothes* Ahem, that was random, anyway, on with the show! (FIN! Intermission for an intermission???)
Fin: *deformed* umm. rules???
Muupa: O yea, ok, # of questions depends on how many bachelors (since this IS FY, too many guys, too less girls) which is consists of 1 question PER BACHELOR, and 1 question for ALL OF THE BACHELORS, no asking who the person is or their astrological sign (should that apply), no fighting, or obscene language-
Narrator: *now tied up with duct tape over his mouth* mmph! (Translation: *beep*)
Muupa: *kicks narrator* Otherwise it WILL be censored, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, and also the rules above, got that? Good, Oh and please refrain from saying anything that'll give you away, Bachelors. Ok, start the show! *Spotlights Miaka who is chomping on a sub sandwich, muupa stuffs sandwich in Miaka's mouth* I said, START THE SHOW. (No offence to any of the characters of FY should this be offensive at all, or it does not fit the personality of that seishi or miko/person.)
Miaka: Mmphk, bammph ophn, *gulps* Where would you take me on a date?
Bachelors: Translation please!
Voice: No da! (A/N: kind of a pun, no duh, no da??? Get it? *Sweat drops*)
Translator: Mmphk, bammph ophn.
Muupa: What kind of translator are you!!!??? *Kicks translator out the window* Ok, repeat that please Miaka.
Miaka: Mmphk, bammph ophn, *gulp* Where would you take me on a date?
Muupa: *rolls eyes* In English please.
Miaka: Ok, bachelor 1, gulp, where would you take me on a date?
Muupa: Umm, alright. Bachelor 1? Your answer?
B1: A carnival, especially with Hotohori-sama!
Miaka + Muupa: *both deformed and sweat dropping* Then it isn't a date.
B1: It's a three-some date. *Miaka gags*
Miaka: Ok. Bachelor 2, what do you like and hate?
B2: I like fire, I hate girls. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miaka: Umm. Ok. Bachelor 3, any special skills?
B3: fighting, er, I mean SWORD-fighting, and protecting you of course. (Who the *beep* is this???)
Miaka: *blushes* Umm, Bachelor 4, your question, what makes you so special?
B4: I'm the smartest boy alive, and if you'd like, I could take you to nice clean river, so we can judge the density, pH (is it pH?) level of the water, and what life forms are present in the stream.
Miaka: Umm. no thanks. (Boy???) Bachelor 5, how would you judge your personality, despite what others think?
B5: *sobs* everyone thinks I'm a stiff, *breaks out crying*
Muupa: *coughs* your filling the facility with water, Mits!!!
Guy in audience: geez, this water is SALTY. *Audience is swimming around in water*
B2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!! HELP! I'M DROWNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin: Facility will be filled completely with water in 5 minutes, have a nice day!
Muupa: FIN!!! Open the Water compartments, Everyone, HANG ON TO SOMETHING AND DO NOT PANIC TAS-CHAN! *Grinding noise 2 doors at the side open up, sending all the water into the 2 compartments*
Access and Fin: Aww. Mits-baby, are you all done?
B5: *sniffles* yes.
Celcia: Ugh, my skin is all wrinkly, and I look like a raisin, and I'm stuck with Satan's girlfriend and a guy who is obsessed with pancakes. (No offence to Celcia, Fin, or Access, they all do not have their own personalities, I, the authoress (yes, I'm a girl if you haven't figured that out or if you were to lazy to read the rules near the TOP!!! AND, even though muupa is a weird name, I advise you to please refrain from calling me a cow, lest you wish to feel my wrath! *Laughs maniacally*) made them that way in this ficcie.)
Access: Pancakes? What pancakes? *Drools*
Muupa: Ahem, now THAT was taken care of, now to dry off the audience. FIN! Turn on the fan! *Whirring noise and then a huge fan comes out of the stage blowing at the audience* Ok, turn it off! *Fan stops slowly, then disappears in the stage* Ok, Miaka, next question.
Miaka: *eyes are swirly, falls off chair* Oy. hypnotizing fan.
Muupa: MIAKA! *Shouts with megaphone in Miaka's ear*
Miaka: *eyes pop open, flies up and makes a hole in the ceiling, then falls on the chair, and piece of broken piece of ceiling falls on Miaka's head* Alright. Bachelor 6, what would you rate yourself on looks?
B6: I am more beautiful than Tamahome; I am more beautiful than MOO-pa.
Muupa: *vein popping out of head* just a second. *goes back stage, whispers to someone, comes back on stage* Ok, ahem, repeat your answer, Bachelor 6!
B6-who-is-not-B6: *muffled yell and sound of duct tape* I mean, I think I'm fine. *hear gagging behind stage*
Muupa: Good, continue.
Fin: Umm, muupa, what did you do to Bachelor number 6???
Muupa: Nothin. ( *Fin sweat drops*
Miaka: *now looking totally confused* Ok, Bachelor 7, what would you give me for my birthday?
B7: Anything you wish, no da!
Miaka: no da? *Snickers* Ok, well, last question, this goes to ALL of the bachelors, If I would have anything in the world, what would it be?
B1: Hotohori-sama!
B2: FIRE!!!
B3: Me.
B4: A lecture on Quantum Physics.
B5: *sobs*
B6: good looks.
B7: everything! No da!
Muupa: Ok. well, anyway, Miaka, choose one from Bachelors 1-7, so you can go out with him to. drum roll please. *drum roll starts* The Soviet Union!!!
B4: Ooh! Ooh! I want to go!!!
Muupa: Jus kiddin, I mean, you get to go to. JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!
B3: What's JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!!!???
Miaka: I dun wanna go to JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!!!
Muupa: TOO BAD, NOW PICK!!!
Miaka: *sniffles and wipes tear from eye and pouts* fine! I choose Bachelor number 3!
Muupa: Good! Now to reveal the other bachelors. number 1, come on down!
*Nuriko comes out, huggling a Hotohori plushie* Nuriko: Hiya Miaka! Look what I got! *Squeezes plushie*
Plushie: I am more beautiful than MOO-pa!
*Muupa with vein popping out of head, grabs plushie, and takes out an identical Hotohori plushie and gives it to Nuriko, before trashing the other plushie*
Nuriko: Why did you do that?
Muupa: The old one was broken. Squeeze that one. *Nuriko squeezes it*
Plushie: Ack! You're choking me Nuriko!
Nuriko: Kawaii! It even knows my name!
Muupa: Anyway, bachelor number 2, come on down!
*Tasuki comes out with tessen*
Tasuki: REKKA (LEKKA) SHINEN! *Flames muupa*
*Muupa coughs, grabs Tasuki's tessen, and whacks him with it, then gets a bucket of water*
Muupa: FI-IN!!! Get this bucket of water a start pouring it on Tasuki!
Fin: Ok, MOO-pa-sama! *Muupa gets tessen and whacks Fin on the head with it, Fin's eyes become swirly*
Muupa: Jus take the water!
Tasuki: You *beep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Fin starts chasing Tasuki around with bucket of water while muupa laughs maniacally*
Muupa: Ok, Bachelor number 4, come on down!
*Chiriko comes out*
Audience: KAWAII!!! *Flashes in audience*
Muupa: Ack! I'm blind!
Chiriko: I suggest you refrain from taking pictures, as it can easily deteriorate the eye tissue due to the brightness of the light, and depending on whom it's directed to, it could easily mean that the focal point or where it is brightest would be well in front of their eyes, which could.
Muupa: NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!! Argh, and I dun need an analysis from you Chiriko, since obviously I am all right now. Alright, Bachelor number 5, come on down!
*Mitsukake comes out sniffling*
Mitsukake: It's a conspiracy I tell you, and conspiracy! And. it's all against me. *starts crying again*
Access: Shh. Mits baby. No one hates you.
Everyone except Mits and Access: *stares at Access cooing to Mits* o.O O.O O.o
Muupa: And, Bachelor number 6!
*Hotohori dressed up as Tamahome is carried out as he is tied up and has duct tape over his mouth*
Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome: Mmphi ammph mommph bummph thmmph tammph hommph-whommph-ismmph-nommph-tammph hommph anmmph MOOmmph! (Translation: I am more beautiful than Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome and MOO-pa)
Muupa: *glares at Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome and kicks him* Evil. O well, anyways, Bachelor number 7, come on down!
*Chichiri comes out*
Chichiri: No da!
Audience: *fighting* Chichiri is mine!!!
Fan girl 1: No! He's mine!!!
Fan girl 2: No mine!
Fan girl 3: I love Chichiri!
Fan girls 4 and 5: But I want him!!!
Muupa: *through megaphone* STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *No one listens, muupa panting* Argh. *Chichiri stares as people are fighting while Fin flies in with empty bucket, grinning*
Fin: MOO-pa-sa. *Muupa whacks Fin on the head with Tasuki's tessen* ma. *eyes are swirly* I got Tas-chan. Then he jumped in a swimming pool, and a mad fan girl is now circling around him like a shark.
Mad Fan girl: *walks in* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tas-chan is MINE!!!
Fan girl 5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted Tas-chan!!!
Mad Fan girl: Too bad! Now he's mine!!! *Holding tied up Tas-chan whose eyes are swirly*
Muupa: Good riddance. O well, now for the Bachelor, which you picked, Miaka!!!
*Tamahome with a black wig and a Chinese robe comes out, trying to impersonate Hotohori*
Hotohori-who-is-not-Hotohori: Why do I haveta wear a dress and a wig???
Muupa: FIN!!! You switched Hotohori and Tamahome!!!
*Fin snickering but is whacked again with Tasuki's tessen*
Miaka: *eyes sparkling* the perfect emperor. So. That means I get to be an empress!!! ( Yay!
Muupa: *sweat drops* Your cruise to Jamaica will arrive at 1500 hours today, complete with a servant that can do anything. Oh, here he is!
Ashitare: Ruff!
Miaka: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamahome-as-Hotohori: When is 1500 hours???
Muupa: 3:00 PM!!! You've got 5 minutes! (That's what the time is here, 2:55 PM) Oh, and you also get to live in a beach house, now get going!!!
Miaka: I hate Ashitare! I hate boats! I hate Jamaica! I hate the beach!
Muupa: Oh stop whining! *Miaka and Tama-as-Hotohori are dragged off stage* well, that's all for today, next up will be YUI HONGO! See ya next time on KNDG! This is Muupa-
Fin: MOO-pa! *Whacked on the head again by tessen*
Muupa: *vein popping out of head and deformed* signing off.
~~~
Well, hope ya liked it; kinda long; I'll do the next one if I get enough encouragement in the reviews, and please, NO FLAMES, this fic took a long time to make, I don't need someone infringing on my dignity and demoting my reputation as an authoress, BUT, you CAN offer advice, or point out any errors in my ficcie. ( Btw, has anyone seen Shaolin Soccer?
P.S. I don't hate any of the FY, (cept maybe when Miaka and Tamahome are jerks and Nakago, but then, with Naka-chan it's understandable cuz of his bad childhood) Shaolin Soccer, (I hate Hung tho) or Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne characters, I'm jus a lil hostile to them in the ficcie, but in real life I'm a crazy fan girl like all the other crazy fan girls in the world, AND, the order of the seishi /bachelors is COMPLETELY random, and my fave character is Chichiri! (Even tho he was the last bachelor, B7)
~~~
Muupa: Ohayo minna-san! Welcome to the Konan National Dating Game! (KNDG) Today we have Miaka and 7 mystery bachelors! (Can u guess who they are? *hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)
Miaka: I'm HUNGRY!!!
Muupa: *sweatdrops* Ahem, well anyway, to explain the rules, rule 1: I, muupa am Queen and Almighty Ruler of this fanfic so you're gonna do what I want you to do, got it? *Flame comes out scorching Muupa* THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT, TAS-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, but there will be a brief intermission, during this time, you may watch this commercial. *Barney marches on the stage singing the I love you song as vein pops out of muupa's head, taps foot, then grabs a violin, and whacks Barney on the head, knocking him out* O.O NOT what I meant, CLEAN-UP CREW!!! Oy vei. Barney must've melted their brains, *sigh* jus get rid of him!
Narrator: To those under the age of six, or for some reason like Barney, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.
Muupa: NOW you warn them, stupid narrator.
Narrator: Moocow.
Muupa: Why you little *beep*!!!
Fin: (from Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne goes on stage) I'm sorry, but unfortunately we will have another supposedly brief intermission, have a Nice Day!
*~COMMERCIAL BREAK~*
*2 guys pretending to look like monks sit up stage*
Monk 1 (Iron Head): *sarcastic* Kung fu is great!
Monk 2 (Steel Leg): *repeats in quieter voice* Kung fu is great.
Monk 1: I am Iron Head!
Monk 2: He is Iron Head. *Snickering*
Monk 1: He is Steel Leg.
Monk 2: I am Steel Leg! (This is a lil clip-it from Shaolin Soccer, not an anime)
*Fin comes out and pushes the monks away* Fin: Ahem, umm, that's very nice.
*Audience stares O.O, muupa, now holding the narrator by the neck, stares. o.O*
*~COMMERCIAL BREAK END~*
Muupa: *smoothes clothes* Ahem, that was random, anyway, on with the show! (FIN! Intermission for an intermission???)
Fin: *deformed* umm. rules???
Muupa: O yea, ok, # of questions depends on how many bachelors (since this IS FY, too many guys, too less girls) which is consists of 1 question PER BACHELOR, and 1 question for ALL OF THE BACHELORS, no asking who the person is or their astrological sign (should that apply), no fighting, or obscene language-
Narrator: *now tied up with duct tape over his mouth* mmph! (Translation: *beep*)
Muupa: *kicks narrator* Otherwise it WILL be censored, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, and also the rules above, got that? Good, Oh and please refrain from saying anything that'll give you away, Bachelors. Ok, start the show! *Spotlights Miaka who is chomping on a sub sandwich, muupa stuffs sandwich in Miaka's mouth* I said, START THE SHOW. (No offence to any of the characters of FY should this be offensive at all, or it does not fit the personality of that seishi or miko/person.)
Miaka: Mmphk, bammph ophn, *gulps* Where would you take me on a date?
Bachelors: Translation please!
Voice: No da! (A/N: kind of a pun, no duh, no da??? Get it? *Sweat drops*)
Translator: Mmphk, bammph ophn.
Muupa: What kind of translator are you!!!??? *Kicks translator out the window* Ok, repeat that please Miaka.
Miaka: Mmphk, bammph ophn, *gulp* Where would you take me on a date?
Muupa: *rolls eyes* In English please.
Miaka: Ok, bachelor 1, gulp, where would you take me on a date?
Muupa: Umm, alright. Bachelor 1? Your answer?
B1: A carnival, especially with Hotohori-sama!
Miaka + Muupa: *both deformed and sweat dropping* Then it isn't a date.
B1: It's a three-some date. *Miaka gags*
Miaka: Ok. Bachelor 2, what do you like and hate?
B2: I like fire, I hate girls. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miaka: Umm. Ok. Bachelor 3, any special skills?
B3: fighting, er, I mean SWORD-fighting, and protecting you of course. (Who the *beep* is this???)
Miaka: *blushes* Umm, Bachelor 4, your question, what makes you so special?
B4: I'm the smartest boy alive, and if you'd like, I could take you to nice clean river, so we can judge the density, pH (is it pH?) level of the water, and what life forms are present in the stream.
Miaka: Umm. no thanks. (Boy???) Bachelor 5, how would you judge your personality, despite what others think?
B5: *sobs* everyone thinks I'm a stiff, *breaks out crying*
Muupa: *coughs* your filling the facility with water, Mits!!!
Guy in audience: geez, this water is SALTY. *Audience is swimming around in water*
B2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!! HELP! I'M DROWNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin: Facility will be filled completely with water in 5 minutes, have a nice day!
Muupa: FIN!!! Open the Water compartments, Everyone, HANG ON TO SOMETHING AND DO NOT PANIC TAS-CHAN! *Grinding noise 2 doors at the side open up, sending all the water into the 2 compartments*
Access and Fin: Aww. Mits-baby, are you all done?
B5: *sniffles* yes.
Celcia: Ugh, my skin is all wrinkly, and I look like a raisin, and I'm stuck with Satan's girlfriend and a guy who is obsessed with pancakes. (No offence to Celcia, Fin, or Access, they all do not have their own personalities, I, the authoress (yes, I'm a girl if you haven't figured that out or if you were to lazy to read the rules near the TOP!!! AND, even though muupa is a weird name, I advise you to please refrain from calling me a cow, lest you wish to feel my wrath! *Laughs maniacally*) made them that way in this ficcie.)
Access: Pancakes? What pancakes? *Drools*
Muupa: Ahem, now THAT was taken care of, now to dry off the audience. FIN! Turn on the fan! *Whirring noise and then a huge fan comes out of the stage blowing at the audience* Ok, turn it off! *Fan stops slowly, then disappears in the stage* Ok, Miaka, next question.
Miaka: *eyes are swirly, falls off chair* Oy. hypnotizing fan.
Muupa: MIAKA! *Shouts with megaphone in Miaka's ear*
Miaka: *eyes pop open, flies up and makes a hole in the ceiling, then falls on the chair, and piece of broken piece of ceiling falls on Miaka's head* Alright. Bachelor 6, what would you rate yourself on looks?
B6: I am more beautiful than Tamahome; I am more beautiful than MOO-pa.
Muupa: *vein popping out of head* just a second. *goes back stage, whispers to someone, comes back on stage* Ok, ahem, repeat your answer, Bachelor 6!
B6-who-is-not-B6: *muffled yell and sound of duct tape* I mean, I think I'm fine. *hear gagging behind stage*
Muupa: Good, continue.
Fin: Umm, muupa, what did you do to Bachelor number 6???
Muupa: Nothin. ( *Fin sweat drops*
Miaka: *now looking totally confused* Ok, Bachelor 7, what would you give me for my birthday?
B7: Anything you wish, no da!
Miaka: no da? *Snickers* Ok, well, last question, this goes to ALL of the bachelors, If I would have anything in the world, what would it be?
B1: Hotohori-sama!
B2: FIRE!!!
B3: Me.
B4: A lecture on Quantum Physics.
B5: *sobs*
B6: good looks.
B7: everything! No da!
Muupa: Ok. well, anyway, Miaka, choose one from Bachelors 1-7, so you can go out with him to. drum roll please. *drum roll starts* The Soviet Union!!!
B4: Ooh! Ooh! I want to go!!!
Muupa: Jus kiddin, I mean, you get to go to. JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!
B3: What's JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!!!???
Miaka: I dun wanna go to JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAMAICA!!!
Muupa: TOO BAD, NOW PICK!!!
Miaka: *sniffles and wipes tear from eye and pouts* fine! I choose Bachelor number 3!
Muupa: Good! Now to reveal the other bachelors. number 1, come on down!
*Nuriko comes out, huggling a Hotohori plushie* Nuriko: Hiya Miaka! Look what I got! *Squeezes plushie*
Plushie: I am more beautiful than MOO-pa!
*Muupa with vein popping out of head, grabs plushie, and takes out an identical Hotohori plushie and gives it to Nuriko, before trashing the other plushie*
Nuriko: Why did you do that?
Muupa: The old one was broken. Squeeze that one. *Nuriko squeezes it*
Plushie: Ack! You're choking me Nuriko!
Nuriko: Kawaii! It even knows my name!
Muupa: Anyway, bachelor number 2, come on down!
*Tasuki comes out with tessen*
Tasuki: REKKA (LEKKA) SHINEN! *Flames muupa*
*Muupa coughs, grabs Tasuki's tessen, and whacks him with it, then gets a bucket of water*
Muupa: FI-IN!!! Get this bucket of water a start pouring it on Tasuki!
Fin: Ok, MOO-pa-sama! *Muupa gets tessen and whacks Fin on the head with it, Fin's eyes become swirly*
Muupa: Jus take the water!
Tasuki: You *beep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Fin starts chasing Tasuki around with bucket of water while muupa laughs maniacally*
Muupa: Ok, Bachelor number 4, come on down!
*Chiriko comes out*
Audience: KAWAII!!! *Flashes in audience*
Muupa: Ack! I'm blind!
Chiriko: I suggest you refrain from taking pictures, as it can easily deteriorate the eye tissue due to the brightness of the light, and depending on whom it's directed to, it could easily mean that the focal point or where it is brightest would be well in front of their eyes, which could.
Muupa: NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!! Argh, and I dun need an analysis from you Chiriko, since obviously I am all right now. Alright, Bachelor number 5, come on down!
*Mitsukake comes out sniffling*
Mitsukake: It's a conspiracy I tell you, and conspiracy! And. it's all against me. *starts crying again*
Access: Shh. Mits baby. No one hates you.
Everyone except Mits and Access: *stares at Access cooing to Mits* o.O O.O O.o
Muupa: And, Bachelor number 6!
*Hotohori dressed up as Tamahome is carried out as he is tied up and has duct tape over his mouth*
Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome: Mmphi ammph mommph bummph thmmph tammph hommph-whommph-ismmph-nommph-tammph hommph anmmph MOOmmph! (Translation: I am more beautiful than Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome and MOO-pa)
Muupa: *glares at Tamahome-who-is-not-Tamahome and kicks him* Evil. O well, anyways, Bachelor number 7, come on down!
*Chichiri comes out*
Chichiri: No da!
Audience: *fighting* Chichiri is mine!!!
Fan girl 1: No! He's mine!!!
Fan girl 2: No mine!
Fan girl 3: I love Chichiri!
Fan girls 4 and 5: But I want him!!!
Muupa: *through megaphone* STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *No one listens, muupa panting* Argh. *Chichiri stares as people are fighting while Fin flies in with empty bucket, grinning*
Fin: MOO-pa-sa. *Muupa whacks Fin on the head with Tasuki's tessen* ma. *eyes are swirly* I got Tas-chan. Then he jumped in a swimming pool, and a mad fan girl is now circling around him like a shark.
Mad Fan girl: *walks in* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tas-chan is MINE!!!
Fan girl 5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted Tas-chan!!!
Mad Fan girl: Too bad! Now he's mine!!! *Holding tied up Tas-chan whose eyes are swirly*
Muupa: Good riddance. O well, now for the Bachelor, which you picked, Miaka!!!
*Tamahome with a black wig and a Chinese robe comes out, trying to impersonate Hotohori*
Hotohori-who-is-not-Hotohori: Why do I haveta wear a dress and a wig???
Muupa: FIN!!! You switched Hotohori and Tamahome!!!
*Fin snickering but is whacked again with Tasuki's tessen*
Miaka: *eyes sparkling* the perfect emperor. So. That means I get to be an empress!!! ( Yay!
Muupa: *sweat drops* Your cruise to Jamaica will arrive at 1500 hours today, complete with a servant that can do anything. Oh, here he is!
Ashitare: Ruff!
Miaka: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamahome-as-Hotohori: When is 1500 hours???
Muupa: 3:00 PM!!! You've got 5 minutes! (That's what the time is here, 2:55 PM) Oh, and you also get to live in a beach house, now get going!!!
Miaka: I hate Ashitare! I hate boats! I hate Jamaica! I hate the beach!
Muupa: Oh stop whining! *Miaka and Tama-as-Hotohori are dragged off stage* well, that's all for today, next up will be YUI HONGO! See ya next time on KNDG! This is Muupa-
Fin: MOO-pa! *Whacked on the head again by tessen*
Muupa: *vein popping out of head and deformed* signing off.
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Well, hope ya liked it; kinda long; I'll do the next one if I get enough encouragement in the reviews, and please, NO FLAMES, this fic took a long time to make, I don't need someone infringing on my dignity and demoting my reputation as an authoress, BUT, you CAN offer advice, or point out any errors in my ficcie. ( Btw, has anyone seen Shaolin Soccer?
P.S. I don't hate any of the FY, (cept maybe when Miaka and Tamahome are jerks and Nakago, but then, with Naka-chan it's understandable cuz of his bad childhood) Shaolin Soccer, (I hate Hung tho) or Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne characters, I'm jus a lil hostile to them in the ficcie, but in real life I'm a crazy fan girl like all the other crazy fan girls in the world, AND, the order of the seishi /bachelors is COMPLETELY random, and my fave character is Chichiri! (Even tho he was the last bachelor, B7)