It was a festive night in Rio de Janeiro, everyone was celebrating the ongoing 2016 Olympic Games, and there as always were the two eternal rivals with their respective teams- Mario and Sonic. As the last event of the day, the competitors were Rouge the Bat, Amy Rose, Blaze the Cat, Princess Daisy, Princess Peach, and Princess Rosalina all competing in synchronized swimming. Only problem was... Where was Rosalina..?

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"Oh, Gods, why on Earth do I ALWAYS need to go so badly~!?" Rosalina asked herself, walking through empty hallways in search of a restroom, wearing her swimming outfit in preparation for the upcoming event.

"Man, and its always at the worst of times too.." She continued, each rumble of her stomach followed by a small fart escaping from her gigantic bottom. "Where's the freaking bathroom already!?"

Suddenly before Rosalina, a star shaped portal into space appeared, and slowly floating through it came a boy, his clothes and mid length hair were both completely white, with a single golden star on his forehead and red eyes. This in combination with the fact that he could levitate and was around the same height as Rosalina raised the question- What the hell is he? The mere sight of this had almost made Rosalina poop herself on the spot.

"Hey." He said calmly, floating in front of Rosalina. "Rosalina, correct?" He asked.

"Um... Yeah.. Who are you..?" She asked in response, all while having her arms over her stomach and having her legs crossed in an attempt not to have an accident.

"I am-

"OHMYGOD ARE YOU MY FAIRY GOD MOTHER!?" Rosalina interrupted

"Do I look like a woman to you?" the mysterious boy retorted.

Rosalina fell silent for a short moment, before suddenly ripping a loud, bubbly fart.

"My name is Zero. I was sent here to watch you." The boy said calmly

"Really? Zero?" Rosalina asked curiously "Your name doesnt have something to do with, Danny or something..?"

"...No, why would it..?" Zero replied, tilting his head slightly.

"...N-no reason..."

"..."

The silence was once again broken by Rosalina farting loudly, followed by Zero pinching his nose at the horrible, sulfur like smell of her gas.

"Well whatever reason you've been sent to watch me, I think you've come at a bad time because I reeeeeeaaally need to go..." Rosalina said politely to Zero, crossing her legs and wiggling her behind.

"Well thats exactly why I'm here Rosalina." Zero told the stinky Princess, floating around her "You know, there are people of much higher power than you are, out there in the universe."

"Seriously..?"

"Oh, totally. And you see, they just find that an intergalactic space princess constantly pooping herself is a little... Embarrassing." Zero continued, floating behind Rosalina and patting her on the shoulder "That is why I was sent here to be... Yeah, sort of a fairy god father if you want to think of it that way."

"Well Im sorry, but I think Im just fine without one." Rosalina said confidently, turning away from Zero and folding her arms. "For your information I enjoy farting my big butt off, and if I end up with a mud pie in my pants than so be it! It sure beats walking all the way to a toilet."

Zero fell quiet, thinking of a response before speaking to Rosalina.

"I've been watching you, Rosalina." He said, turning her back around and snapping his fingers, causing images of many of Rosalina's memories to appear. "I've seen the way people mock you, the way you try to be like the other princesses but only end up looking ridiculous. I've seen how you practically crap yourself on a daily basis, hell, there was this one time you freaking pooped out in the open!"

"...You've seen all of that happen to me...?"

The memory bubbles all vanished and Rosalina stared wide eyed at Zero, before giving him a dirty look.

"You're a naughty boy, aren't you~?" She asked seductively, running her hand down his chest, with Zero only backing away awkwardly.

"Wait... Speaking of bathroom, didnt you say you were looking for-

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The two's conversation was interrupted as Rosalina let out a long, loud fart that sounded extremely slimy, uncrossing her legs as she stared forward blushing, followed by the air being polluted by the smell of her behind once more.

"Aaaah... Thanks for reminding me..." Rosalina said in a relaxed manner, letting her arms hang lazily as she began openly pooping in her swimsuit, a clearly visible brown lumpy mess began to form under her gassy rump.

"...You know you've got a swimming event right now... Right?" Zero asked Rosalina, who was preparing to wet herself before gasping at the realization she was supposed to be at the pool.

"Oh, your right!" Rosalina exclaimed, before looking back at her... Fudge.. "Oh.. But what if they see my accident...?"

Sighing, Zero snapped his fingers again and Rosalina gasped, the stain on her swimsuit vanishing and her poop suddenly disappearing as if it never happened.

"There, now hurry the hell up and get out there." Zero said, levitating again off in the direction of the bleachers "Oh, and please dont shit yourself in the pool. For both of our reputations..."

Rosalina happily nodded before skipping back off in the direction of the pool, farting once more leaving the hallway in a light yellow colored fog of her ass gas.