Zack glared at the mirror before huffing and storming out of the small bathroom. A few of the other soldiers stared at him as he walked by. Cold looks made them go back to doing their jobs. His eyes narrowed on a silver-haired commander. Zack Fair grabbed Sephiroth by the shoulders and shook him lightly. "Who the hell did this to me?!" He hissed in fury.
The older man smirked. "Well, I'm not sure, but I wouldn't mind it if you let go of me to start with." Zack hastily did as he boyfriend suggested. "And for a second thing, that really isn't your look." Seph commented slyly before attempting to locate Cloud. Zack stared at his retreating back incredulously. 3...2....1....
"Sephiroth!" Zack shouted as his comment registered. "Damn cocky.... ugh! When I find out who did this, I swear I'ma make sure they never do anything again." The boy mumbled, stalking around angrily to locate who did this.
Let's retrack for a second. What happened, exactly? Well, as Zack Fair was talking a shower, it would appear that someone had slipped dye into his shampoo. Zack's hair was now a vibrant shade of magenta. Needless to say, he wasn't pleased.
Other SOLDIERS stared as the first-in-command stormed past, intent on finding the cadet. Sure, things around here were never normal, but nobody had ever seen him so pissed. Cloud jumped a little when Zack squeezed his shoulder. From the amount of pressure, the cadet could tell he was pissed. "Zack? What happened to your hair?"
"I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me, hm?" Zack hissed.
"I didn't do anything." Cloud said coolly, removing the higher-up's hand from his shoulder. He furtively looked to the door, wondering how far he could make it to Sephiroth before Zack caught him.
"I might believe you, if you didn't have pink dye on your fingers." Zack stated, holding up Cloud's pink-tinged fingertips. 'Oh shit.' Cloud thought. 'How do I avoid being killed today? Um, well, Seph would save me. I think....'
"Hey, look!" Cloud pointed over Zack. Zack turned. Cloud bolted out the door, hauling ass to try and get to his other boyfriend before the other maimed him beyond recognition. SOLDIERS and others alike turned to watch the small blonde being hunted by the first-in-command. Cloud momentarily glanced behind him, to see him right on his heels. Cloud cursed and hauled ass. He skidded to a stop, crashing into Sephiroth's back.
"Cloud, really. If you wanted to see me this badly, you should have called."
The blonde just ducked behind him. "Zack's gonna kill me."
"Well, don't mess with his hair then." Sephiroth said before stepping out of the way. Cloud pouted irrisistably. The general sighed, knowing he was going to be grey before he was 30. "Fine, I'll see if I can clean up your mess. Yet again... However, I do believe you owe me later."
The smirk on Sephiroth's face made Cloud wonder if it was worth it. Hm... yep, it was.

"No. I'm not coming out. Death would have been better." Cloud said through the bathroom door. Zack and Sephiroth were waiting on the other side, so he locked the door.
"Cloud, we made a deal. Now come before I force you to sleep on the couch. And we all know how Zack is when his teddy is gone." Sephiroth coaxed slyly. They could hear Cloud grumbling and promising them certain death before the door slid open. Zack's anger died in his throat as he took in Cloud's appearance. A light blush dusted Cloud's face from mortification. He had on thigh-high pink and white striped socks, with a short black skirt and a hot pink corset top. Sephiroth gave him a devilish grin before he pounced.
Days there were never boring.