Authors Note: A set of 3 slashy Spander limericks, followed by more Limericks... this time Wesley/Angel, Spike/Angel, and a none slash one for The Master. (Why? I have no idea... my mind works in strange ways sometimes!)
There once was a vampire called Spike,
With whom I really liked to fight.
But making up after,
I'd have to be dafter,
To say 'No' to fucking all night!
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There once was a mortal called Xander,
To who's needs Spike did like to pander.
With a lick, and a slick,
He took his whole dick,
Now that's a sight worth a gander!
Neither of the two limericks above were my very first attempt, that would be the limerick below, which I'm adding as a little something extra...
There once was a vampire named Spike,
Who said he wanted my head on a pike.
But then came the chip,
And now if he wants to squick,
He says he wants to fuck me all night!
It wasn't until I was typing this, that I realised that unless you are a Brit of a certain age, you probably won't get this, so for those who don't know who Rick Astley is, he was a British 80's easy listening ballad singer with red hair, same music different decades... and bugger me if Wesley isn't almost impossible to rhyme to! :sweatdrop:
There once was a human called Wesley,
Who really liked the songs of Elvis Presley.
But Angel prefers Manilow,
And Wesley said "That's got to go..."
"I'd rather be fucked to Rick Astley!"
Now this next one is my favourite of the three...
There once was a souled vamp named Angel,
Who Spike nicknamed 'Pain Gel'.
For he always did brood,
And get in a bad mood,
If you put luminous paint in his hairgel!
Okay, so this is the last of this set of 3 limericks, a bit of a weird one for 'The Master'...
There was an old vamp named 'The Master',
Who should have got a better forecaster.
When he got trapped, then impaled,
He'd have been better off staying jailed,
Cause that's not something you can fix with a plaster!