Scooby stood at teh opening of the Mystery Machine, bong in hand and dreams in his head. He remembered that summer day so... clearly! Shaggy and him had been frolicking through the fields, when suddenly Shaggy grabbed him... and... he shook his head. It had hurt, but the Scooby Snacks dulled the pain. He lit up again and drifted off into a now dreamless sleep... D0ei!\
Velma sat with Shaggy, watching their Great Dane in his slumber. Shaggy kissed Velma's cheek, before rushing over to his dog. Velma blew him a kiss back, and went inside. Shaggy brushed the thin fur on Scooby's back, before dragging his hand down to a place where the devil comes out of you. Scooby's eyes shot open, bloodshot from the many grams of Scooby Snacks he had been smoking. He kicked Shaggy in his scraggly nuts before running off like my favorite character Sonic the Hedgehog. The song played through his head:
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to kepe movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
An epic drum solo played through Scooby's shattered mind as he continued to run, picking up pace. Shaggy, who had recovered from the blow to his family jewels was hot on his trail, and I mean HOT, like driectly on his heels. Scooby ran forward, using the epic powers of Sonic to his advantage. He zoomed, zipped, and zapped forward!
"SCOOOOoOoOoObs" cried Shaggy "I just wanna plAaAaAay with you!" Shaggy had a large, phallic shaped tree branch now, and Scooby tripped on a stone. Shaggy laughed like Shadow does and jammed the stick into Scooby's hole that Jesus doesn't want you to mess around with.
Scooby woke up with a start. It had... All been a dream. However, this meant something. Scooby needed to get out; and soon. With the steely resolve of Fred when trying to solve a mystery, he decided to leave that very night.
TO BE CONTINUED