Wooldoor: The Drawn Together House Fire. Whee!
Narrator: Today is just a typical day at the Drawn Together house.
Producer: Houseguests, please report to the...
(Ling Ling pours gas all over the house)
Foxxy Love: Oh fuck! The house is on fire!
Everyone: AAH! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
[All the housemates evacuate the house]
[The producer calls out all the names and all the housemates shout here]
Producer: We need to call the Drawn Together Fire Department!
[He calls them]
Ms Love: AAH! FIRE! *answers phone* Fire station! Where's the fire? Where's the fire? Sorry, we gotta go home now. It is our home time! Bye! *hangs up*
Producer: Oh shit!
[Delivery Guy drives his truck into the fire]
Delivery Guy: This'll put out the fire!
[Delivery Guy's truck explodes]
Delivery Guy: Oh. That wasn't meant to happen.
[Delivery Guy kisses Clara then squeezes Clara's clothed breasts while still kissing her. Xandir becomes pissed off that a delivery man is kissing his girlfriend Clara, after that, Delivery Guy goes home]
Toot Braunstein: Even my Darcy Limo can't do that!
Producer: Aw look. My poor house.
Steve from Long Island: There there. Everything will be alright. *hugs the Jew Producer*
Everyone: AAAH! THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE! FLAMES!
[A weird station wagon comes driving with Clara's father, the King]
The King: Ello' mates.
Producer: JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB ALREADY!
The King: I have buckets of water in the back of the station wagon.
Producer: JUST DO IT!
[Clara's father throws water at fire and fire goes out]
Everyone: THE KING TO THE RESCUE! *falls over laughing*
THE END