Heyy! Heres my one-shot of what would happen if Burt found out our dear Klaine did the deed..
Enjoy! :D
"Carole! American Pickers just started..please?" Burt pleaded, knowing he would have to put away the laundry anyway.
Carole came around the corner and smirked. She handed him the basket, and ushered the man upstairs. Burt rolled his eyes-Wait! He has to stop doing that, Kurt was getting contagious. He walked into his son Kurts room, opened his drawer, and started folding clothes. Once he got to the back, he found a little box. The words Blueberry Flavored! Stood out. Ooh, They were going to get HELL when the boys get home..
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Sigh. Another perfect date with Blaine. I smiled as Blaine and I walked through the door, hand in hand, giggling.
"Dad! We're home!"
"In here, boys.." Burt replied.
They walked in and saw the box, and flushed red.
"Um..I-I have to-to go!" Blaine studdered, nervously. Burt smiled like the Cheshire cat, and pointed to the sofa. The sat down as Burt lectured them.
"Blaine, do you love Kurt?" Burt said, sternly.
"Of course! More than my own life, I would never hurt him." Blaine said, kissing his boyfriend on the cheek. Kurt was crying with happiness, as he hugged Blaine. Burt nodded, gave them a quick sex-lecture, then let them go. As they walked out, Blaine asked nervously,
"Can..wehavethboxback?" Kurt face-palmed as Burt threw the box.
"DOOR OPEN!"
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Kurt and Blaine walked into the kitchen, to see Rachel and Finn, snickering.
"Blueberry flavored?" Finn asked, laughing.
"Well! The strawberry tasted like cough syrup.." Blaine said, defensively.
That shut Finn up.
Kurt started making cookies with Rachel, as Blaine and Finn talked and tried to sneak some cookie dough.
"How do you do that?" Finn asked, confused.
"Do what?" Blaine replied, also now confused.
"Well...you're both boys.?" Then the two boys flushed red.
"FINN HUDSON! YOU DID NOT JUST ASK THAT!" Kurt screeched with embarrassing tone.
Rachel motioned to Finn and started whispering in his ear,while his face grew with a red tone.
"Wouldn't that HURT?" Finn gasped "If you hurt him Blaine..!"
"Finn calm down! It only hurts at first." Blaine said, smugly. "Then..itfeelsREALLYgood."
Kurt face-palmed. "I have and idiot for a brother AND a boyfriend..and Rachel, how would you know that?" Kurt said, with his famous bitch-glare.
"Well, I walked in on my dads once.." She shuddered. Once the cookies were done, the kids went in the living room and turned on the Dvd, when Finn asked one final question.
"Blaine...how do you know the strawberry tastes like cough syrup..?"
Well, how was it? I liked it :)
Reviews Appreciated!
~GWHPS