Skipper Jargoon
A Penguins Of Madagascar fix by Miscellaneous Thief
A/N: This is a result of complete and utter boredom. It's a Penguins of Madagascar Song-fic based on my favorite song by the Beatles Rocky Raccoon
Also, if you don't know the song, you can watch it at you tube. Com/ watch?v= N04xd YKrI3Y (just take out the spaces)
Disclaimer- I don't own Pom or Rocky Raccoon
Somewhere in Manhattan on New York City
There lived a penguin named Skipper Jargoon
One day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit Ole Skipper in the eye
Skipper didn't like that
He said I'm going to get that guy
So one day he drove to Hoboken
Found himself a room at a local habitat
Skipper Jargoon went into his room
Only to find a pigeons cycle
Skipper had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seem, had broken his dreams
By stealing his girl, his sweet darling
Her name was Mccotter
And she was an otter
But everyone knew her as Marlene
Now she and her wed
Who called himself Fred
Were in the next room at the dance
Skipper burst in, grinning a grin
Said Freddie, man, you don't stand a chance
But Fredric was hot- he drew first and shot
And Skipper collapsed in the corner
Kowalski came in, hitting his shin
And proceeded to sit on the table
He said "Skipper you've met your match"
And Skipper said "Kowalski, it's only a scratch
I'll be better, I'll be better as soon as I am able"
Now Skipper Jargoon fell back in his room
Only to find a pigeons cycle
The pigeon was gone, he left in song
To help with good Skipper's revival