Admiral
I'm
through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's
like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life
hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want) (Ozia's voice)
I want a brand new house
On
an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a
king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
(So what you need?)
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a
big black ship with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile deep
club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star
on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Kuie and
Basco is fine
for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this
life for fortune and fame
I'd even grow sideburns and change my
name
Chorus:
'Cause we all just wanna be admirals
And
live in hilltop houses driving fifteen ships
The girls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just
won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
then VIP with
the fire lords daughter
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up
there
Every depressed chick
With her circus freak friend
Hey
hey I wanna be a admiral
Hey hey I wanna be a admiral
I
wanna be great like Ozia without the tassels
Hire eight body
guards that love to beat up buttholes
Sign a couple autographs
So
I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, on the
house)
I'm gonna dress my butt
With the latest fashion
Get a
front door key to the Fire lords mansion
Gonna date a centerfold
that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do
it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even
grow sideburns and change my name
Chorus
And we'll
hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's zuzu
They'll get you anything with that evil
smile
Everybody's got a bloodbender on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a admiral
I'm gonna fight those wars
That offend
the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
I'll
get washed-up worrier fighting all my wars
Give speeches every
nite so they don't get 'em wrong
Chorus
And we'll
hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's zuzu
They'll get you anything with that evil
smile
Everybody's got a bloodbender on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a admiral
Hey hey I wanna be a admiral