One day, Harry Potter was bored, so he went to the magical land of Washington. On his way (because he was on a spiritual journey), he ran into a small town of forks. Edward (who had decided to quit being a vegitarian years ago) ran into him on the way.
This is how their encounter went.
Harry: OMD!! (oh my Dumbledore) Cedric! Is that you?!
Edward: huh?
Harry: I thought you were dead!!
Edward: ...
Harry: It's a miracle! How did you find me?!
Edward: Look here four eyes. i Dont know you! I have never met you. Go away Before i Eat you.
Harry: gasp A vampire! Avada--
Edward: snaps wand
Harry: ... Oh shit.
And then Edward ate Harry.
Later, at home...
Carlisle: Edward, I'm disappointed.
Edward: Me too, those British taste horrible.
THE END!!
(STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUEL)