Chapter 1

It was a Thursday night in Baltimore that Arizona was lying on the couch in her parents house watching Seattle Grace Medical that Erica had just left Callie in a parking lot and Tim walked into the room."

"So what just happened there?" He asks as a commerical comes on

Arizona just looks at him with her jaw still dropped.

"That bitch just left My Callie in a parking lot!"

"Oh."

"Oh..Oh?!" She questions him

"No Oh!" She gets mad

"Poor Callie she can do so much better!"

Tim just laughs.

"Do better with that McSteamy guy?"

"What, Mark, Ew No!"

Tim just shrugs

"Callie and McSteamy No!"

"Besides I hate that Manwhore and he's her best friend and he has only slept with her like once..twice before and just No!"

"Then Who?"

"Me!"

"You, it's a TV SHOW!"

"NO..no it's not just a TV Show you wouldn't even understand, you haven't watched since the beginning!"

"Well I like that Mark guy for her."

"Shut up just shut up maybe your just McGay, are you Tim? are you gay?"

"What, No I totall like the Pu.."

"AH!" She throws her hand up "Stop Tim just stop!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just write Shonda a letter and give her a piece of my mind!"

"Maybe you should."

"Maybe I will, thanks Tim."

Tim smiles 'My Pleasure Sis."

"So you really hate McSteamy?"

"Ohh, I really do. With a passion!"

"Think about it Callie Sloan is not even as nearly beautiful as Calliope Robbins would be."

"You're right it is beautiful and she would be an excellent Sister in Law to a very lucky guy someday."
Arizona just thinks

"Calica who the hell came up with that ship, that's not even a thing but, Calzona now that's a ship and it is beautiful!"

"Like something I want to eat!"

"Shut up it's back on."

Tim sits back and chugs his beer

"Damn Commericals there's too many of them too." she mutters

"Maybe you should include that in your letter."

"Maybe I should!"