Ch 1 Meet the Swans

BPOV

We sat in the limo in front of the building wear Senator Swan the Democratic Canidate and former vice president Cullen were having a debate in a few hours.

"Ugh I hate these clothes they make us wear. I mean do I strike you as a grandmother? Because that is what these supposed clothes are screaming." My sister Rose complained.

"At least you guys don't have to wear a fucking tie. God you know dad running just means that now we will be under media scrutiny. "Jasper why are you wearing a Korn shirt do you worship the devil." My brother Jasper mimicked.

"Rosalie, Rosalie is it true you sold your virginity on ebay?" Rose said holding out her fist like a microphone.

"Bella there have been some rumblings that when you went to France last summer you had an orgy with fifteen men in front of the Mulan Rouge wind mill what do you have to say for yourself?"

We began laughing hysterically when John our appointed secret service guard opened our door, "You ready guys?" he asked.

"No, John why are we here?" Rose whined.

"Because it is important that everyone sees a cohesive family unit, plus your mother would have wanted you to support your father." We all sobered up at the mention of Renee. She had passed away ten years ago when I was eight, Rose was nine and Jasper had just turned ten.

"Your right thanks John. Oh no you don't think Edward, Emmett and Alice are here do you?" I asked.

"I'm sure they are if we are here." Jasper replied in a bored tone.

"Damn it, I hate Edward he so fucking smug!" I exclaimed.

"What about Emmett, fuck it's like he thinks he is god's gift to woman. Seriously slap me if I ever fall for his moronic advances." Rose replied.

"What about Alice, look at how awesome I am, I walk around all day with my credit card, blah blah blah." Jasper raised his voice when he did Alice's voice and we all lost it.

"Why did Alice Cullen sound like a chipmunk on acid?" I asked through my laughter.

"Isn't that what you hear when she speaks? It sounded dead on to me." Jasper replied with a shrug.

"Ok loves of my sad tragic boring life, let's show these people how fucking awesome close we are." Rose said as she put her hand in the middle, "One for All" she said.

Jasper put his had on hers, "And all for one"

I put my hand on last, "Unless we are getting some."

A.N Sooo what did you think of it? I like have a million ideas this is just the beginning you guys know how I am. Tell me if I should continue this!!

xoxoTeamEdwardxoxo