"My Ode To Taylor"

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race, and its characters. Total Drama, the Ridonculous Race and its characters are owned by Fresh TV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Since I'm still once again in a Taylor/Rock writing phase, I think it's about time I do something different for once. So what happens when Rock ends up writing Taylor a romantic love poem and what her would reaction would look like? Well, here's your answer! Enjoy!

Rock's POV

Hey little babe

I've seen you come my way

You're just like a sexual predator

So come and be my prey

I love that curvy figure

It makes your clothes skin-tight

Every time I look at them

I feel a little stiff and right

I love the way you're sassy

And so incredibly fierce

Just like my friend Spud

Who got his 'little friend' pierced

You're just like a hot little angel

Who flew down from heaven

With a plate of hot wings for me

Alongside a Slurpee from 7-Eleven

I find you beautifully attractive

You drop me like a love bomb

But nothing gets me hard

Than your ridiciously hot mom

With that awesome blonde hair

And big black eyes, my heart goes overdrive

If I flatline on the spot, I know that

Her big chest will send my heart into revive

But you're the only one for for me

And I know I can't deny

You're like a big bottle of ketchup that goes with everything

Especially fries

You play a ballad swimming through my heart

My sweet beautiful sailor

So this is Rock writing to you these four little words:

"I frickin love you, Taylor!"

General POV

Taylor's eyes were burned out of his sockets in reaction to this poem. Never once had Rock had written a poem so excruciating, gut-cringing and so eye-blinding. She couldn't even open her eyes, knowing that if she closed them, her eyes would turn to dust, making them gone. With her already burnt eyes still sizzling like hot bacon, Taylor finally gave her honest painful statement to this poem from Rock:

"Okay, what the f**k did I just read?!"

Yeah, I know this was short, but I just had to do it. I just think it's funny. It's definitely a humorous take on my favorite fanon/crack couple from Ridonculous Race. Definitely different from my romance fics featuring Taylor and Rock.

Any reactions? Feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! PEACE!