So this is a One Piece Crossover with Ranma 1/2, Gravity Falls, Family Guy, Pokemon, and The Dark Crystal. I know most people can't follow multiple crossovers because of the amount of characters or finding a plot, but I am a master at Multi-Crossovers. If you disagree, leave a review criticizing me like the trolls you are.(A troll wearing a 'Jackass' T-shirt walks on stage and whacks me on the head, flattening me to the ground like a pancake before walking offstage) ...Cut to Peter Griffin.

(Peter Griffin was now on stage wearing a suit)

Hi, Peter Griffin here. Now as you may have already noticed from the Profile box, this story is about me, a kid with a gender problem and some pig guy with direction problems, two elf things, a funny old man with his grand-nephew and niece, and the second most loved Pokemon end up in the One Piece world because of some Original Character.

I also would like to go for the record that this takes place during the Loguetown Arc so it's only the original five Straw-hats. But don't worry, we plan to follow along with the great story that is Kingdom Hearts (Someone throws a brick at Peter's head) OW, I mean One Piece. Geez, a guy makes a joke and he gets hit in the head. F*** my head hurts.

Well anyways, I guess I should explain how the Text works.

"someone is speaking"

'Someone is thinking'

Kira is talking in animal language

"SHOUTING"

(Author's note)

*Cutaway Gag*

Got it now. By the way, how much do you wanna bet that many of you don't know what the Dark Crystal is? I mean I was talking to Chris one day and asked him if he wanted to see the Dark Crystal and he said he never heard of it. I mean the movie's no Star Wars but it certainly isn't a bad movie to watch. So me being me, I had the family watch it after dinner. Chris and Meg were disappointed it was a movie about puppets and before those Special Effects people these day seem to complain about, Lois said the movie was too scary for Stewie when he was more into the 'scary parts' than anyone else, and Brian just barks at the TV during the Fizzgig barking scene. Seriously, how many of you even know of the Dark Crystal and didn't just decide to read this because old Peter's in it... Or one of the other guys?

Oh, I should also roll over the other crap since I'm running out of time. Um, we'll listen to pairing ideas, we might give some people original made Devil Fruit powers, um expect a Chicken Fight or two, keep the reviews clean, and oh, I'm suppose to say that Ranma will be stuck as a chick in this. Something about trying to equal the genders-eh I dunno. Oh, and just because I'm in it doesn't mean it's gonna be 100% Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo crazy.

So without further Ado, Peter Griffin and the other bastards (someone throws a cinder block at Peter, knocking him out)

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"So this is the strength of the greatest troublemaker of the world" said a Marine Officer. The island this Marine soldier was currently on was a deserted island used for trade. Currently, the sky was dark and filled with the cracks of lightning. He was surrounded by several dead/unconscious Marine soldiers. The only person who wasn't laying on the ground was standing across the marine soldier.

"Dragon"

"..."

"I thought that me and my squad could take you with the Element of surprise, but in the end your still the most wanted man in the world with the highest bounty to go with it. Even that fish-man Arlong doesn't have a bounty to rival you, and he had the biggest bounty in all of East Blue. If it wasn't for the Straw-hatted kid, he'd still be running amok'

"... If you value your life, leave now and pass a message to the World Government" Dragon smiled "I'm waiting"

"...Hehehe. No Dragon. Why don't you tell them that yourselves"

The Marine Officer then brought his hands together and started grunting. Dragon watched as blue rays of light formed around his hands. The Marine Officer than screamed as the light got brighter.

When the light died down, there were five blue orbs of light behind the Marine Officer.

"..."

"See these Dragons" he took in a big breath "Like so few in East Blue and so many in the Grand Line, I have eaten a Devil Fruit. I ate the Pota Pota Fruit. I'm a portal man"

"..."

"Still not impressed? What if I told you that using these portals, I can bring allies to help me. It may have drained my energy, but with these Portals, I can summon the five strongest Marines. Sengoku, Garp, Kizaru, Akainu, and Aokiji. Not even you could stop them all together. Finally. the Revolutionist Dragon's rein comes to an- EEEHHH!"

The sudden change of speech was because Dragon was now standing in front of the Marine Officer, a sword impaling the Marine's chest.

"A smart man wouldn't have revealed his ace in the hole until he was safe. It was foolish of you to tell me your powers and brag. Your plan would of worked if you summoned your allies before explaining your technique"

The Marine officer's eyes started to fade as he coughed up a lot of blood.

"Sorry, but I don't have time to face those fives" Dragon felt his body go numb before sliding forward.

Dragon was about to walk away before he noticed something:

The five portals didn't disappeared. Dragon expected the portals to vanish when it's wielder lost his life. But they were still there. Perhaps Dragon did have to fight his father and the other four.

But before Dragon could make his move, the portals suddenly took off into the air and started moving around in random directions. Dragon watched as the orbs of light kept moving in every random direction when suddenly they glowed as bright as before when suddenly-

They were gone

Dragon looked into the sky as the sky was back to it's storm like scenery. Dragon didn't know what happened. Maybe this was the effect of those who die while in use of their Devil Fruit powers.

Dragon eventually shook off the thought. Sengoku and the others weren't coming and that was all that mattered. He turned his back to the gory scene as he walked his way to his ship.

"Now, to Loguetown"

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Short Chapter, but all Prologues are... sometimes.

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