Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied romantic situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Summer Sucks 2
Chapter 1: The Dreadful Decision
It's a few days before the Fourth of July which the town is getting ready for its Fourth of July festivities by putting Americana decorations all around town and prepping the big firework show down at the lake right now and the town is still gripping from triple degree heat wave that is hanging over like the rest of the western states which there is high risk for wild fires in the area right now. Due to the unbearable heat and the drought like conditions has been brought to the attention to the city to cancel this year's firework display down at the lake. At South Park City hall inside the mayor's office McDaniels was seated at her desk that she is busy writing something out on paper and still wearing her short-sleeved blue polo shirt and green Capri pants along with black leather sandals. That is when her right-handed man Johnson came walking in there in his hand was a tan-colored folder which it contained the latest weather and forecast for the next few days which it is terrible.
"Uh excuse me for disturbing you right now Mayor McDaniels that we have a major crisis has developed out of nowhere." Said Johnson in a short sleeved white dress shirt with his red tie and gray pants while standing there in front of her desk which McDaniels looks and sounds very ornery which she is in her super bitch mode than her usual normal bitch mode that she is seen everyday
"Just fucking tells me about the crisis that fall on our laps now God damnit?" Said McDaniels in a very angry sneering voice as she looks very angry at her top number one assistant which he jumped back from her threatening self at that moment
"Okay then I'm will tell you mayor don't have a bitch fit geez." Said Johnson while she was scornfully looking at him and gives him the finger then he says" Well mayor there might be no local firework display at the lake this year due to the heat and the drought like conditions that the area is dealing which we are under a red flag warning until further notice right now."
"Boy, look like everybody in town will be pissed but we have to cancel it this year which we are not risking our town to wildfire because we just rebuilt our town from that deadly tornado outbreak that we had a few months ago and we don't have any money in the city funds to rebuild right now Johnson." Said McDaniels as she lends back in her chair with thinking to herself and rubbing her forehead with the right palm of her hand for a second to clear her mind to make the final decision at that moment then she says "Johnson we know what we have to do right now for the safety of our homes and residents from fire danger that has putted the state under a red flag warning until further notice which the City of South Park is placing all ban on professional grade to amateur fireworks starting now." Johnson was taking notes while she was speaking right now to use as a memo to be send to the local media.
"I'm will send the memo out to the local media which they will get the message out to the public right now." Said Johnson as he was walking out of her office at that moment
"Oh boy this day is keeping much worse as time passes for all of us." Said McDaniels with a heavy sigh
Meanwhile at Cartman's house which the boys were dressed in their summer apparel once again that they are sitting in the living room and it was air conditioning going through the house plus they are playing Cartman's Xbox 360 right now well too.
"Well this is a lot better playing outside or shooting fireworks off in this terrible heat which we will be cooking like ham in the oven right now." Said Cartman
"You are a fucking fat ass pig so stop complaining about this damned heat!"Said Kyle
"Aye, I'm not fat I'm just big-boned you damned dirty ginger Jew from Jersey!" Cartman roars angrily and gives Kyle the finger too
"Will you guys shut the fuck up which me and Stan are kicking zombies' asses in black ops 2 right now! Said Kenny
"Come on Kenny let nuke those fucking zombies to kingdom come!" Said Stan that is when Liane came walking in there with two clear plastic bags of KFC even though she was wearing her summer apparel very similar in colors to her winter apparel.
"Well boys I have some bad news for you all right now." Said Liane
"Meem what the hell are you talking about right now." Said Cartman
"Eric, while I'm was coming back from KFC that I'm heard on the radio there is no firework show at the lake this year." Said Cartman
"WHAT!" Cartman shrieks out loudly and looks very shocked when he heard the bad news along with the other boys.
"Does anyone care about traditions anymore?" Said Kyle
"Boys because there is a fire danger that is why we are having the show or nobody can't shoot them off at all." Said Liane then she says" Because that bad wild-fire in Colorado Springs that happened a few weeks ago down to New Mexico right now."
"OOOH" Said Boys
"Damn this sucks no fireworks this year." Cartman grumbled loudly while the boys looks on and Cartman has sneaked off to the kitchen so he can pick the greasy and fried chicken skin off from the bird to filled his heavily plump face at that moment which the bucket was a mix of chicken of crispy, original recipe and boneless.
"Fat ass you better not eat the skin off again!" Said Kyle in a loud angry tone voice
"Shut up you damned Jew!"Said Cartman that is when the other boys were walking toward the kitchen to grab some lunch
To Be Continued
Author's notes: Happy Fourth of July my fellow Americans and I 'm will starts on Chapter 2 tomorrow I'm promised and this story is the unofficial sequel to season 2's Summer Sucks and the chicken scene is from the death of Eric Cartman.