THE ADVENTURE OF THE REKT MAN
sherlock and watson were in there house smoking weed and doing drugs because they were over 18 years old so they could smoke weed everi day.
suddenly gregson rushed in
"WARLOCK! SHETSON! COM QUICK!" shout gregson "LESTRADE WAS MURDER BY A DANK MEME!"
"IMPOSSIBLE" shout sherlock and he and watson ran to crime scene
lestrade was on the floor and blood was all over him.
"aha" said sherlock "theres blood all over him BUT ON HIS BACK!"
"WOH I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE" yelled the police
"dis meens he was memed IN THE BACK!"
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" everyone applauded sherls exelent logic
sherloc noticed a nife on the shelf which gregson didnt see before but there was no blood on it.
"this mustnt be the murder wepon then" said sherlock but the watson pointed out the sink with water with blood in it so he must have washes it off and sherlock said
"oh"
gregson introduced the suspects, a guy eating a lemon, a fat old woman with 30 cookies and professor layton.
sherlock turn to woman and point
"IT WAS YOU MISS" he shout "YOU MURDER LESTRADE WITH THOSE SHARP DANGEROUS COOKIES YOU HAVE"
"dank meme m8 prove it." said she
"u f0king wot" said pyschelock because he didnt have proof.
however the guy stepped in
"stop dammit" said leman
"wtf did you just say about me you little shit ill have you know i graduated from the top of my" start sherlock
but the guy threw a lemon at him
"shut up shell i saw the woman do it" and woman said
"lol wut no u didnt"
"yes i did"
"no u didnt"
"I DID"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"FUCK OFF M7.99999999!"
but then the fic said that the guy saw her do it so she was arrested and sherlock was happy.
"get rekt woman" said sherlock
truly she was the most rekt woman jon had ever seen
THE END.