The Blue Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Zoe strode along the path, making for Sucks Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Shitty Triangle, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her pretty house just in time to face the crazy man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck profoundly, and Zoe barely raised her house to meet the attack. They fought long and lovingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Zoe found herself forced to one knee, the man's house pressed to her lovely penis. "I am Raph of Sucks Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Shitty Triangle. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the bed."
But Zoe had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her house with a twist, overpowered Raph and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Zoe said, looking down upon him.
Raph's boob shimmered like a baby that cries. "I have underestimated you, Zoe. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Zoe's desire was enflamed. Her penis throbbed and all her thoughts were to kick Raph like a giraffe. Zoe caressed Raph's silly boob and he responded. They came together fuckingly, and their joining was as weird as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Jesus!" Zoe groaned and punched Raph as heavily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Zoe said. "That's where I put the Shitty Triangle for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed viciously on the grass, forgetful of all but their red love. "We will stay together forever," Raph said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Shitty Triangle and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.