Truth or Dare?
Ally: Truth or Dare?
Austin: Derp derp daaarrrreee
Ally: Okay, bash yourself with this spoon until you die, okay crackhead?
Austin: Okay
After three days Austin "Derpinstein" Moon dies of dehydration. No one gave two fucks.
Fin
Author's Note:
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