[Rose] Pick up the phone
Your name is Rose. Currently, you are rushing downstairs. A phone is ringing. You guess that it is from one of your friends.
Once your feet hit the bottom step, Kanaya, who was making lunch, picks up the phone. You slow down in running, as you trust that your... girlfriend will handle the caller for a bit while you try to catch your breath. Hey, the hallways were long, so could one blame you?
No. You didn't think so.
You let your mind wander. You weren't so used to calling Kanaya your girlfriend, but the Jade blooded troll doesn't seem to mind at all. You guess that it is because of the fact that 'homosexuality' doesn't exist among trolls. Go figure.
"Rose? It's John. You Might Want To Answer This, He Seems Pretty Panicked." Kanaya snaps you out of your stupor. You shake your head, trying to get rid of your thoughts, while you blatantly ignore Kanaya staring at you intensely.
Nope. She wasn't staring. Not at all.
Fixing yourself, you take the phone from her, placing it on speaker mode when Kanaya requested to hear it. You didn't mind, you trusted Kanaya anyway.
"Rose?"
"Hello John. May I ask why you called our humble abode?"
"..." You didn't understand. Were those crashes in the background? Why wasn't John answering? Did something happen?
"No, Davey! Don't throw that - Yikes!" You faintly hear Roxy yelp in the background. You frown slightly. What exactly was happening there?
"John? What's wrong?" You ask. Probably not the best question, but hey, you already asked it.
"Rose, if you could give us advice on how to get a rabid Dave off the fridge, it would be really appreciated."
...You didn't even want to know. But this was John you were talking about, so maybe you should...
You know what? Fuck that. You wanted to have a picnic with Kanaya, and you were going to get it.
No matter the consequences.
Hoping that your idea may work, and by all things from your *Zooilogially dubious, please make it so.
"You should probably contact Karkat about that. Or Jade. They might know what to do. In fact, why don't you call Dirk over? It's probably just another 'ironic' thing my biological brother had gotten into. Good luck."
You delicately placed the phone back in its proper place. You turn to Kanaya, who had hints of amusement in her eyes.
"Now, on to the picnic, shall we?"
I should probably be working on my other stories, but meh, no motivation.
But anyways, I got this idea from a vine. It showed Dave on top of the fridge hissing (at least I think?) and his bro telling to get off the fridge. This might be a one shot, depending on you readers' reaction. So there.
*I don't know how it's spelled, so I guessed by sound. I was listening to the youtube version at that point, so I'm sorry if I got it wrong, now put down the flamethrower.
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