This is a songfic parody. It is a cross between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Here goes nothing...

Harry was walking throught the hallways in Hogwarts when he heard a voice say , " Would Mr. Harry Potter please report to head master Dumbledore's office. I like Mik 'n' Ikes." Harry was a little confused at why he was being called to Dumbledore's office. I mean , he had behaved pretty well lately and there was no sign of Voldemort. Harry obliged and quickley headed towards the office. "Mike 'n' Ikes." he said and the staircase twisted into view. Harry silentley climbed up the steps. He heard some music playing. Harry opened the door to see Dumbledore , Flamel , and Gandalf singing and dancing to 'When I'm 64'. What the hell, thought Harry.

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.

Gandalf does a little dance . (The one from the movie Yellow Submarine.)

Will you still be sending me a Valentine.
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If I'd been out till quarter to three.
Would you lock the door.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When i'm sixty-four.
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday morning go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck and Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?

"What the hell was that?!" Harry murmered to himself. "Oh , Harry.What did you think of that?" asked Dumbledore. Harry was speechless. " I think he liked it." whispered Flamel. 'That's because chicks dig the white beards." said Gandalf as three hot girls came up to the oldmens' sides. The three old men ran off with the young woman. "Oh. Rita! You shouldn't have!" Harry heard Gandalf say. Harry shuddered at that statement. "Plus , they are like hundreds of years old. Why are they sining aout being 64?" Harry said with confusion aas he left the office , his mind disturbed.