Naked Lad Con
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: A story idea from MysterD47
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Timmy was excited! Today was the day! the day of the yearly Crimson Chin con! Better yet they were going to show a preview of the second movie! Best of all he'd wished for Cosmo and Wanda to go on ahead and save him a front row seat!
He looks up to the various signs..."Let's see...Wet willy convention, no...Super friends convention, no...Crash Nebula convention, maybe later...Cat man convention- DOUBLE NO!...Naked Lad Convention, eww...Here we go! Crimson Chin Convention! Room 2b!"
So excited was Timmy running to the Con...he never saw a dark silhouette switch two of the signs...back into their original positions...an evil smirk on her face...
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Timmy could barely contain himself! He burst right into the room just in time to see...a small group of sweaty nerds heavily breathing over merchandise with his face on it!?
No wait...that wasn't HIS face it was-
NAKED LAD AWAY! Shouted a nerd as he played with an action figure.
Timmy began to panic, terrible memories of him being trapped naked outside his house resurfaced...he had to get out of here!
He turned around- and slammed into a wall of wool! "There you are! Where have you been!? Your late!" Shouted the coordinator.
"I- Wha- Who?" Babbled Timmy confused as he was suddenly forcibly carried to the stage
"Never mind! The 'Origin of naked Lad' will start in five minutes! We need you in your place and ready to strip down!"
Timmy turned pale, he'd been mistaken for an actor and they wanted him to get naked!
"Wait, I think there's been a mistake-
"Relax! Despite the abysmal turnout you'll still get your million dollar check after the show!"
Timmy's eyes widened...a million dollars!? It was so tempting...and yet- Then he remembered something else he'd said. "Wait, abysmal turnout?" He asked cautiously.
The guy shrugged, "Well yeah...not too many people are brave enough to 'openly' admit they like it...for obvious reasons...it's still very popular though...most of the nerds here are people buying on the behalf of a larger groups...more then enough merchandise is sold to justify the expenses, I assure you.
Timmy frowned...only a very small group of people who didn't know him would see him...BIG money...still...all it would take was one photo getting out...
-Of course, we'd have made more money if that stupid 'ban on photography weren't put in affect due to lawsuits...typical all it takes is one pervert who can't mind his own business..or read up on electrical safety to ruin it for the rest of us!" Snarled the coordinator annoyed.
Timmy's eyes widened...he could make a fortune...and no one(he cared about) would be the wiser! With more enthusiasm then before...Timmy ran to the stage to get ready...
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In a nearby large potted plant...a familiar piece of red hair poked out. "Get ready for your close up Twerp!" Laughed Vicky as she activated her digital camera and got ready to humiliate Turner LIVE all over Dimsdale...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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