Kawaii Mimi-chan: Hello, everyone! Welcome to my friend's first fanfic!
She's new to fanfiction.net so be nice.or KMC will make you regret it!
Luthien: *waves* Hello! KMC and I will be writing this fanfic together, so even though it's posted under my name, she gets credit too!
KMC: *nods*
Luthien: It's time we write the chapters of morals. And to help us with this. Are our muses!
Yugi: H-hi.
Joey: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o *covers ears*
Bakura & Yami Bakura: Sup?
Everyone: ..?
Joey: Never saw that one coming out of them two.
KMC: Anyhoo! Why don't we get started. on our first story. "Please Don't Bring Beverages to the Dueling Arena". This is based off the commercial on Kids WB...AND WE DON'T OWN IT!!!! SO DON'T SUE!!!!
Bakura: NO!!! Not the Happy Orange Soda story!!
Luthien and KMC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ohhh.no..
Yugi: Yep, it all started with that one cup of soda..
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Moral: Please Don't Bring Beverages to the Dueling Arena
It was a normal sunny day, and Yami Yugi and Bakura (REGULAR Bakura) decided to have a friendly match of Duel Monsters at Kaiba Land.
* On the field*
"Okay! I'll play my Kuriboh, along with the magic card Multiply!" shouted Yami, laying down both cards.
"Yeah! Go, Yugi!" cheered Joey from the side.
"I don't know." said Téa. "It looks like Bakura is in the lead this time."
Joey gave Bakura thumbs up.
"All right then, I'll play one card face down and have my White Magical Hat attack!" said Bakura.
"That attack won't do any good!" Yami said triumphantly, considering his size. a massive four feet (or is Yami Yugi taller than Yugi? That makes absolutely no sense to me).
Of course, the White Magical Hat only wiped out a few Kuriboh while more popped up in their place.
It was Yami Yugi's turn again. (Dun Dun Dunnnn.)
"Those Kuriboh are so cute." sighed Téa.
Joey was about to say something rather rude in response but he suddenly noticed his complete lack of beverage. Hmm.That's odd. Thought I had it right here. His concern was interrupted when Yami Yugi declared his next move.
"Bakura! I play my Celtic Guardian in attack mode-huh?"
Yami's hand bumped into an unnoticed cup of Happy Orange Soda, and it was tipping over.
"Oh no!" Yami gasped as the cup fell and spilled its contents all over the dueling panel.
The panel began to spark and fizz, and the most peculiar thing started to happen.
"Yugi, is that your move then?" asked Bakura, who was oblivious to what Yami had accidentally done. He did lift an eyebrow, when his ouji/ "destiny" board turned to face him. "Why is it facing me?" he asked himself. He didn't have to wait long when it started spelling "LOSER, YOU SUCK!"
"HEY!" snapped Bakura indignantly.
His attention was drawn back to his face down cards on the field, which were both Morphing Jars, as they turned face up and began to. waltz around the field together? Which was quite amusing to watch considering neither had arms or legs.
"Blimey! What are they doing?!"
"You think I know?" asked Yami Yugi, trying to conceal a small grin.
That small grin vanished when he saw what was happening to his cards.
"My Celtic Guardian!" he cried, just as soon as the elf began swinging his sword around wildly.
The Celtic Guardian managed to hit one of the numerous floating Kuriboh, kinda like he was on speed or something. However, he stopped when he saw the angry Kuriboh, teeth bared, advancing on him. Even an elf on speed would stop if he saw this particular sight.
"Uh oh. This doesn't look good," said Bakura.
And without further ado, the Kuriboh proceeded to jump the Celtic Guardian like rabid bunnies. Instead of only the Celtic Guardian disappearing, the furballs shattered as well.
"Hey!" said Yami Yugi as he watched all his life points drop down to zero. "That's not right!"
He turned around angrily, to the puppy-eyed Joey who was trying to look TOO innocent.
"Who left their Happy Orange Soda on the dueling arena?!" he shouted even though he already knew the answer.
"Uhhhh." Joey began to shuffle away.
"Hey! I won!" cried Bakura, "For the first.and probably only time against Yugi!"
In this way, Joey was saved by being horribly throttled by Yami as the angry pharaoh whirled on Bakura.
"THAT WASN'T AN HONORABLE DUEL!!!!!"
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KMC: Well, first chap done!
Luthien: Yay!
Both: Please review! Flames will be used to cook our rice!
Muses: That was too odd..
Luthien: Next up! "Never Invite Yugi and the Gang Over to Your House for Dinner".Probably our best idea yet!
Muses: Ack!
P.S. Luthien: In the Japanese version, the "destiny" board of Bakura's spells "DEATH" but the people over here changed it for some stupid reason. It's pretty funny to hear a Japanese Bakura trying to spell English letters and failing miserably.
Luthien: *waves* Hello! KMC and I will be writing this fanfic together, so even though it's posted under my name, she gets credit too!
KMC: *nods*
Luthien: It's time we write the chapters of morals. And to help us with this. Are our muses!
Yugi: H-hi.
Joey: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o *covers ears*
Bakura & Yami Bakura: Sup?
Everyone: ..?
Joey: Never saw that one coming out of them two.
KMC: Anyhoo! Why don't we get started. on our first story. "Please Don't Bring Beverages to the Dueling Arena". This is based off the commercial on Kids WB...AND WE DON'T OWN IT!!!! SO DON'T SUE!!!!
Bakura: NO!!! Not the Happy Orange Soda story!!
Luthien and KMC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami Bakura: Ohhh.no..
Yugi: Yep, it all started with that one cup of soda..
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Moral: Please Don't Bring Beverages to the Dueling Arena
It was a normal sunny day, and Yami Yugi and Bakura (REGULAR Bakura) decided to have a friendly match of Duel Monsters at Kaiba Land.
* On the field*
"Okay! I'll play my Kuriboh, along with the magic card Multiply!" shouted Yami, laying down both cards.
"Yeah! Go, Yugi!" cheered Joey from the side.
"I don't know." said Téa. "It looks like Bakura is in the lead this time."
Joey gave Bakura thumbs up.
"All right then, I'll play one card face down and have my White Magical Hat attack!" said Bakura.
"That attack won't do any good!" Yami said triumphantly, considering his size. a massive four feet (or is Yami Yugi taller than Yugi? That makes absolutely no sense to me).
Of course, the White Magical Hat only wiped out a few Kuriboh while more popped up in their place.
It was Yami Yugi's turn again. (Dun Dun Dunnnn.)
"Those Kuriboh are so cute." sighed Téa.
Joey was about to say something rather rude in response but he suddenly noticed his complete lack of beverage. Hmm.That's odd. Thought I had it right here. His concern was interrupted when Yami Yugi declared his next move.
"Bakura! I play my Celtic Guardian in attack mode-huh?"
Yami's hand bumped into an unnoticed cup of Happy Orange Soda, and it was tipping over.
"Oh no!" Yami gasped as the cup fell and spilled its contents all over the dueling panel.
The panel began to spark and fizz, and the most peculiar thing started to happen.
"Yugi, is that your move then?" asked Bakura, who was oblivious to what Yami had accidentally done. He did lift an eyebrow, when his ouji/ "destiny" board turned to face him. "Why is it facing me?" he asked himself. He didn't have to wait long when it started spelling "LOSER, YOU SUCK!"
"HEY!" snapped Bakura indignantly.
His attention was drawn back to his face down cards on the field, which were both Morphing Jars, as they turned face up and began to. waltz around the field together? Which was quite amusing to watch considering neither had arms or legs.
"Blimey! What are they doing?!"
"You think I know?" asked Yami Yugi, trying to conceal a small grin.
That small grin vanished when he saw what was happening to his cards.
"My Celtic Guardian!" he cried, just as soon as the elf began swinging his sword around wildly.
The Celtic Guardian managed to hit one of the numerous floating Kuriboh, kinda like he was on speed or something. However, he stopped when he saw the angry Kuriboh, teeth bared, advancing on him. Even an elf on speed would stop if he saw this particular sight.
"Uh oh. This doesn't look good," said Bakura.
And without further ado, the Kuriboh proceeded to jump the Celtic Guardian like rabid bunnies. Instead of only the Celtic Guardian disappearing, the furballs shattered as well.
"Hey!" said Yami Yugi as he watched all his life points drop down to zero. "That's not right!"
He turned around angrily, to the puppy-eyed Joey who was trying to look TOO innocent.
"Who left their Happy Orange Soda on the dueling arena?!" he shouted even though he already knew the answer.
"Uhhhh." Joey began to shuffle away.
"Hey! I won!" cried Bakura, "For the first.and probably only time against Yugi!"
In this way, Joey was saved by being horribly throttled by Yami as the angry pharaoh whirled on Bakura.
"THAT WASN'T AN HONORABLE DUEL!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
KMC: Well, first chap done!
Luthien: Yay!
Both: Please review! Flames will be used to cook our rice!
Muses: That was too odd..
Luthien: Next up! "Never Invite Yugi and the Gang Over to Your House for Dinner".Probably our best idea yet!
Muses: Ack!
P.S. Luthien: In the Japanese version, the "destiny" board of Bakura's spells "DEATH" but the people over here changed it for some stupid reason. It's pretty funny to hear a Japanese Bakura trying to spell English letters and failing miserably.