Okay this is the third in the "what if" machine episodes, I own no one and
this is just fun. Each chapter is another person what if, and this time I'm
doing each character. Well all the main ones ;)
Anthology of Interest 3
--Professor Farnsworth is sitting at his desk looking at his "what if machine"-
Farnsworth (Yells) I've finally created it!
Leela [Comes out of the door] What?
Zoidberg [Pops out of the garbage, he has a banana peel half way in his mouth] Who has disturbed my eating?
Amy [Teleports in] Here
Hermes [Appears on a TV next to them] What is it man?
Bender [His head rolls in] What now?
Fry [Fry comes in on top of Bender's body] Giddy up!
Scruffy [Appears out of nowhere] Scruffy's here
Farnsworth [Looks at Scruffy] Who are you?
Scruffy I is Scruffy
Farnsworth You're fired! [Scruffy sighs]
--Theme Song-
--Hermes is now there, everyone is surrounding the Professor. Bender has his head back, and Scruffy is still there-
Farnsworth Gather around everyone
Leela [Looks around] Um, Professor everyone is gathering around you
Farnsworth [Nods] Oh yes! I have good news everyone
Bender That is what you said about Fry getting a raise [Fry makes a "cha-ching" noise]
Farnsworth Bah! I have created the "what if" machine!
Fry But you already did
Farnsworth That's right Fry.your fired!
Fry [Pouts] What if I don't want to get fired? [All of a sudden the "what if" machine starts doing static, the Professor hits it as a screen appears]
--The screen shows the same exact scene that just happened-
Farnsworth Bah! I have created the "what if" machine!
Fry But your already did
Farnsworth That's right Fry.your fired!
Fry [Out of no where Fry goes taller and angry] No!
Zoidberg [Everyone gasps except him] What? It is a free country; he can do what he wants
Amy [Corrects him] No, they changed that in 2875
Zoidberg [Pouts] Zoidberg! Your wrongs again, sigh
Leela [Looks at the Professor] What are you going to do about that Professor?
Farnsworth [Looks like has an idea] Nap! [Immediately is sound asleep]
Fry Ha! Now Fry is the boss of Planet Express
Scruffy [Is happy] Is Scruffy back on board?
Fry [Laughs] No!
Scruffy Well Scruffy better go to a new job as a salesman [Is at the door] Well Scruffy says bye everyone
Bender [Everyone groans] Just leave! [Sighing Scruffy leaves, Bender looks at Fry] Hey Fry, do I get a raise?
Fry No!
Amy [Walks, seductively, towards Fry] Hey Fry can I have sex with you to get a raise, to buy jewelry?
Fry Yes!
Zoidberg [Walks, seductively, towards Fry] Fryyyyy, may I have sex with you to get a raise, to buy a new claw? [Pets his right claw]
Fry No!
Hermes [Eyes open wide] Are you crazy man? It's Zoidberg! [Everyone nods in agreement]
Fry [Shrugs] What the hell! [Points at Amy]
You and me - tonight [Points at Zoidberg] You and me - right now in the kitchen, Frisbee! [They both run off]
Bender [Makes a fist] Why I oughta wack that F-y
Leela I agree, I don't think Fry should be the boss at all
Bender [Glares at Leela] I said I oughta wack that Fly [Goes chasing after a random flying fly]
Hermes Your right, woman, that Fry must be stopped
Amy I'm fine with him; I actually think he is doing quite well
Leela [Groans] That is because you're having sex and getting a raise at the same time
Amy You're just jealous
Leela No I-
Amy -Yes you are
Leela Yes, yes I am [Shakes her head]
Fry [Walks out wearing a bathrobe, Zoidberg is in his crab-like walk] W-well that was weird
Hermes Fry your fired!
Fry You can't fire me because I quit! [Jumps out of the window, you hearing a cat scream, glass break, people yelling, a car screeching to a halt, and other stuff below]
Zoidberg [Jumps up and claps both claws twice] Hermes the hero, yay! Let's put him on a cereal box [Everyone nods in agreement]
--It changes to a black screen, and then different magazine covers pop up. Hermes is on every cover, Olympic-like music is playing in the background. Then a cereal box pop ups with Hermes on the cover, and then the screen goes static. The camera zooms out on the first scene; Fry looks disgusted everyone is staring at Hermes-
Hermes Holy baJesus, that was amazing [Fry mumbles something in an annoyed tone] What was that Fry?
Fry [Yells at Hermes] I said I was hungry! [Keeps on mumbling through out the scene]
Farnsworth Well that was boring!
Leela [Nods] Yea, you just slept
Farnsworth [Snaps back at Leela] No, you crazy mutant! We didn't get to see Fry and Dr. Zoidberg get it on, Dammit!
Zoidberg I wanted to see that too [Jumps up and down] What if.I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Amy [The screen goes static after Farnsworth keeps on hitting it] The world may never know
--Cut to Commercial--
Anthology of Interest 3
--Professor Farnsworth is sitting at his desk looking at his "what if machine"-
Farnsworth (Yells) I've finally created it!
Leela [Comes out of the door] What?
Zoidberg [Pops out of the garbage, he has a banana peel half way in his mouth] Who has disturbed my eating?
Amy [Teleports in] Here
Hermes [Appears on a TV next to them] What is it man?
Bender [His head rolls in] What now?
Fry [Fry comes in on top of Bender's body] Giddy up!
Scruffy [Appears out of nowhere] Scruffy's here
Farnsworth [Looks at Scruffy] Who are you?
Scruffy I is Scruffy
Farnsworth You're fired! [Scruffy sighs]
--Theme Song-
--Hermes is now there, everyone is surrounding the Professor. Bender has his head back, and Scruffy is still there-
Farnsworth Gather around everyone
Leela [Looks around] Um, Professor everyone is gathering around you
Farnsworth [Nods] Oh yes! I have good news everyone
Bender That is what you said about Fry getting a raise [Fry makes a "cha-ching" noise]
Farnsworth Bah! I have created the "what if" machine!
Fry But you already did
Farnsworth That's right Fry.your fired!
Fry [Pouts] What if I don't want to get fired? [All of a sudden the "what if" machine starts doing static, the Professor hits it as a screen appears]
--The screen shows the same exact scene that just happened-
Farnsworth Bah! I have created the "what if" machine!
Fry But your already did
Farnsworth That's right Fry.your fired!
Fry [Out of no where Fry goes taller and angry] No!
Zoidberg [Everyone gasps except him] What? It is a free country; he can do what he wants
Amy [Corrects him] No, they changed that in 2875
Zoidberg [Pouts] Zoidberg! Your wrongs again, sigh
Leela [Looks at the Professor] What are you going to do about that Professor?
Farnsworth [Looks like has an idea] Nap! [Immediately is sound asleep]
Fry Ha! Now Fry is the boss of Planet Express
Scruffy [Is happy] Is Scruffy back on board?
Fry [Laughs] No!
Scruffy Well Scruffy better go to a new job as a salesman [Is at the door] Well Scruffy says bye everyone
Bender [Everyone groans] Just leave! [Sighing Scruffy leaves, Bender looks at Fry] Hey Fry, do I get a raise?
Fry No!
Amy [Walks, seductively, towards Fry] Hey Fry can I have sex with you to get a raise, to buy jewelry?
Fry Yes!
Zoidberg [Walks, seductively, towards Fry] Fryyyyy, may I have sex with you to get a raise, to buy a new claw? [Pets his right claw]
Fry No!
Hermes [Eyes open wide] Are you crazy man? It's Zoidberg! [Everyone nods in agreement]
Fry [Shrugs] What the hell! [Points at Amy]
You and me - tonight [Points at Zoidberg] You and me - right now in the kitchen, Frisbee! [They both run off]
Bender [Makes a fist] Why I oughta wack that F-y
Leela I agree, I don't think Fry should be the boss at all
Bender [Glares at Leela] I said I oughta wack that Fly [Goes chasing after a random flying fly]
Hermes Your right, woman, that Fry must be stopped
Amy I'm fine with him; I actually think he is doing quite well
Leela [Groans] That is because you're having sex and getting a raise at the same time
Amy You're just jealous
Leela No I-
Amy -Yes you are
Leela Yes, yes I am [Shakes her head]
Fry [Walks out wearing a bathrobe, Zoidberg is in his crab-like walk] W-well that was weird
Hermes Fry your fired!
Fry You can't fire me because I quit! [Jumps out of the window, you hearing a cat scream, glass break, people yelling, a car screeching to a halt, and other stuff below]
Zoidberg [Jumps up and claps both claws twice] Hermes the hero, yay! Let's put him on a cereal box [Everyone nods in agreement]
--It changes to a black screen, and then different magazine covers pop up. Hermes is on every cover, Olympic-like music is playing in the background. Then a cereal box pop ups with Hermes on the cover, and then the screen goes static. The camera zooms out on the first scene; Fry looks disgusted everyone is staring at Hermes-
Hermes Holy baJesus, that was amazing [Fry mumbles something in an annoyed tone] What was that Fry?
Fry [Yells at Hermes] I said I was hungry! [Keeps on mumbling through out the scene]
Farnsworth Well that was boring!
Leela [Nods] Yea, you just slept
Farnsworth [Snaps back at Leela] No, you crazy mutant! We didn't get to see Fry and Dr. Zoidberg get it on, Dammit!
Zoidberg I wanted to see that too [Jumps up and down] What if.I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Amy [The screen goes static after Farnsworth keeps on hitting it] The world may never know
--Cut to Commercial--