Disclaimer: I do not own any thing. If I owned Death Note I wouldn't write anything on here and it would probably be the worst ever published thing besides twilight though. And why would I ever want my lovely Beyond-kuun and delicious Lawli to die!! I think Marilyn Manson has a couple of songs that I'd like for my precious 1313-chan so go make videos using his music since I don't have a camera NAAAOWWW. Pleazz at least five...billion…seven?...three?!...just one?.. T_T just one…id love to see a cosplay vid.
Oh and ummm… don't hate me (doubt it) but I've taken 1313-kun hostage…I will set him free when some one makes a video oh and…
(chains shake in the background.) "Oww. Who the Hell?!! Let me out you Lunatic!! I'll call the police!! L will hunt you down!! …Oh wait…Lawli..?(annn) I told you not to chain me up anymore. Tsk Tsk. You know what'll happen when I escape. Hmhm. You remembered the jam right your not using frosting again are you I told you it wouldn't work but no you just had to love cake. Hpm. So what kind of fun toys will we be playing with today, my Lawli-pop? What about the *^#&* &*(*(censorship)"
"Beyond!"
"Your…not Lawli."
"No of course I'm not! And first of all…your calling me a lunatic!!"
"If L's still trying to get me to confess…I'm not. I swear to Kira and all other petty Gods that I have committed no murders…so far."
"What! No I didn't even mention murdering!"
"Didn't you…?"
"No. Anyway what did you say about L?!"
(intense staring in action) "…He's…my Lawli-pop." He grinned just like a mischievous little kid.
"I swear if it was any bigger it wouldn't fit on his face."
"Mmmm just like Lawli's…" Was I thinking out loud!!!
"My Go—Kira. So it was all true I thought it was just crazy fangirls making up stories."
"Nope. And guess what."
"???"
"The funkin genius used frosting as lube!! (pulls out packet of frosting) does this look anything like lube!!(he squeezed some on his finger) Gotta admit though he tasted pretty good…Do you want to try it?"
"What!!"
" Do you want to taste it?" ( he held out his finger.)
Damn his name into Kira's Death Note!!! He is so tempting!!! Chained up like that…
"No? Okay then." (he ate it)
Wait… "Why do you have frosting in you pocket?"
"Well I ran out of jam see…"
"That's not what I meant!"
"We were taught at Whammy's to always be prepared…"
"For w—uhh what exactly do they teach you at Whammy's?!"
"Kyahahahaha!!"
"Umm Beyond? If you don't have anymore jam and you just—used—the frosting then…what are you gonna eat?"
"What do you mean? As my captor you surely have jam right?"
…
"What!!! No jam!!! I cannot allow this!! Lawli come save me!!!"
"Ugh. Anyways as I was saying…"
"My sweet, sweet jam!! So red gooey and delicious!!!...Wait blood looks like jam."
"Beyond no!! the fangirls will never forgive me if your returned damaged! Since when do you have a knife!"
"Beyond if you so much as cut me L can lock you up for good!"
He went silent. "Noooo! You don't know what they do to guys like me in prison!"
"Correction. We do not know what guys like you do to them in prison."
"Correction. You know all too well."
Side Note: If you don't want 1313-chan to suffer from a sugar low and starvation please send reviews and tons of jam.