So I wrote these down and decided to make a story out of it. Enjoy. P.S. I took down DA because I didn't want any hate, I'm sorry if you liked it.

Disclaimer: IDOKI or Tumblr (where I got these from)

ENJOY!


1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes.

Seriously, don't.

Seventeen year old Kim Crawford sleepily walked through the halls of Seaford High. She was on Tumblr all night long. She didn't care about anything that day. Her thin honey blonde hair was pulled into a bun, she had no makeup on, and was wearing a baggy sweatshirt and sweatpants.

"Hey Ki- eek!" Jack Brewer, her boyfriend, cringed when he saw her. "Wow. When did you break out of jail? Love your hair, didn't you put work into it? And ew, no makeup. So help me God. And those clothes make you look super fat, and speaking of, your clothes are smelly." He started laughing. Something hard hit his hand, and a stinging sensation erupted from his left cheek. The last thing he saw was Kim running away, crying.


2. Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke, it's another to

speak sarcasm as a second language.

Jack Brewer's girlfriend Kim was happy, but he really wasn't. Whislt he was at the dojo with her, she was acting way to happy for him.

"So, I was walking Rocky and-"

"You were walking a rock, how slow were you going?"

"Shut up, Jack. Anyway-"

"There's more. Did you walk a leaf next?"

"Ugh!"


3. Flirt with other girls.It doesn't make us want you

more, it just makes us angry.

Kim was sitting in her desk, watching her boyfriend Jack flirt with Sonya Perrone. He kept shooting her flirty glances, and once and a while touching her upper thigh. She didn't want to fight Sonya in class and get yelled at by Mrs. Finke. Jack grabbed Sonya's hand and gently kissed it before hugging her and kissing her hair. Kim couldn't take it anymore, she stood up, flipped her desk, and stomped out.


4. Cheat. Never in any way will you

get away with it.

Kim Crawford slammed her bedroom door hard, slid down the door, and started crying. She saw her ex-boyfriend Jack making out with Mildred Cooke. After she yelled at them, Jack said he has been doing it ever since Kim wouldn't kiss him since she was sick, which was the day before.


5. Make promises they can't keep.If you can't

follow through, don't say it.

Kim was waiting at Seaford pier for three hours, waiting for Jack. He promised to meet her there at 6, and it was currently 9:50. She looked off the pier onto the beach, and saw him walking across it with Athena Robinson, hand in hand


THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!

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