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the a/n is at the bottom because I feel like it :] Sorry if there are typos and stuff!

Rated T for language and " ideas " that may appear in the story. Nothing too inappropriate though, mostly language.

#1 – The Awesome x [infinity] Rollercoaster

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"Maaan, this sucks! Nothing's working!" Connor complained. He crumpled a piece of paper and threw it on the floor, where it joined the rest of the mess that completely covered their cabin floor.

"Shut up! You're the reason why we're stuck here in the first place!" Travis snapped.

"Well you're the older brother! You're supposed to be a good example and show me what not to do, not help me do it!" Connor slashed the air with his finger.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up? Besides! It was your 'super-awesome-amazing-genius' plan that got us in trouble!"

"Yeah but you helped!"

"I was drunk, I couldn't help it!"

"You were not drunk!"

"I so was!"

"Drunk people don't know when they're drunk!"

"Well this drunk person does!"

All right, all right, I bet you're wondering, "What the hell-or-Hades are they fighting about?" Well it all started when Connor got the most 'amazing-most spectacular-supercalifragilistic' idea that would 'literally make your brain run out of your mind then get blown away' because it was just that… awesome!

"We're going to make an indoor rollercoaster!" Connor raised his jazz hands up in the air as he told Travis his super awesome plan.

"Awesome! Where? In the Hermes cabin?"

"Do you even have to ask that question? Of course! There's no other place awesome enough."

"The Big House is kinda spacy-er."

"Yeah, I thought about that, but then Chiron and Mr. D are like, right there. And they aren't awesomely awesome enough to witness the awesomeness of the super awesome rollercoaster!"

"Hmm…" Travis rubbed his chin as if he was actually thinking about it.

"I'm in!" he shouted, fist-bumping his brother.

"So now… let us begin the awesomeness!" Connor said in a British accent.

"Dude, don't do that. It's creepy. And that didn't even sound British, more like Canadian."

"That did so sound British, you minger! Why don't you ring me when you get a brain! Oh wait, I have to go to the loo and eat some fish 'n chips and biscuits with a cup of tea with my mates! So catch ya laytaah!" Connor said exaggerating every British term he had squished into that one sentence.

"You just sounded like the biggest racist bastard that ever walked the planet."

Connor snickered.

"What's so funny?"

"…Because it's true! I'm a bastard. You're a bastard! Everyone in this camp is a bastard!"

Travis rolled his eyes with a "psh!" and then walked away.

"Traaaaavis! Waaaaaait! You can't start with the awesomeness without me! Because without me, you're just aweso! Get it? TRAAAAAVIS!"

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So the Stoll Brothers went to work. They cleared up the whole cabin and used all the beds and other pieces of furniture they could find and tried to put it together, making the rollercoaster tracks. They were almost finished (not really, they were actually pretty far) with their masterpiece when Annabeth walked in.

"Hey guys! What're you doing?"

"Oh, we're making the super awesome rollercoaster of pure awesomeness to increase the awesomeness that is the awesome Hermes cabin!" Connor gave her a thumbs-up.

"That's a lot of awesome's."

"And that was just an understatement of how awesome it really is!" Travis exclaimed.

"So is that you're rollercoaster?" Annabeth pointed towards the pile of beds, chairs, shelves and tables put together (sloppily).

"Awesome, right?" Connor said, admiring their handiwork.

"It looks… unstable and dangerous. Did you design the plan for this right?"

"Plan? What plan? We just went with the flow and winged-it!"

Annabeth gawked as the brothers high-fived, proud of the work that they had 'accomplished'.

"Are you serious!" Annabeth shouted.

"Yes," Travis replied promptly.

"NOW GO! GO! We can't let you see any more! You'll have to come back later and line up to ride the awesomeness!" Connor said, pushing Annabeth out of the door.

"But—"

"What're you doing here anyway?" Travis asked.

"Well I was just—"

"Ooops, sorry, time's up! We stopped caring. Now buh-bye!" Connor slammed the door.

"Man, she just wouldn't go away. The awesomeness must be too breath taking. I mean you saw her face right? The way she looked at out masterpiece?" Connor asked Travis.

"She was just jealous she couldn't build something this awesome, even if her mom is Athena!"

"HERMES ROCKS MY SOCKS!" Connor said, sticking his tongue out and head banging.

"Now! Back to the awesomeness…" both of them got back to work.

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Travis and Connor were drenched in sweat when they finally finished, they high fived as they admired their work. They looked up at the rollercoaster track they had created. They disassembled most of the furniture just to get the wood and the individual pieces and put it together using the equipment they had stolen from the Hephaestus cabin. It had taken them forever, but they finally finished.

"Dude, I just love the loop we put there," Travis said pointing at the middle of the track where it looped.

"Totally bro, that's my favorite part!"

"A-hem," a voice from behind them cleared their throat.

Travis and Connor turned around, but nobody was there. They scratched their heads and looked at each other, perplexed.

"Down here."

They both immediately shot their heads down and found themselves face to face with Chiron, who was sitting in his wheelchair.

"Yo, Chiron! What happened to your butt? Why are you in a wheelchair?" Connor lightly punched Chiron's shoulder.

"New campers are coming in and I chose to welcome them like this."

"Oh cool! New campers! That means on their first days in camp ever they'll be able to ride the awesomeness!" Travis beamed at Connor, who was looking equally as excited.

"The awesomeness?" Chiron asked.

"It's our super-awesome rollercoaster of pure awesomeness!" Connor pointed at the rollercoaster track behind them.

Chiron eyes widened. How could he have not seen that when he entered!

"But we haven't built the rollercoaster yet," Travis sighed, pointing towards one of the beds that hasn't been disassembled. "Anyway, what're you doing here?"

"I just heard a lot of noise coming from here and I wanted to see what was going on… and then I find this." Chiron rubbed his temples.

"Yeah I know, you're disappointed…" Connor sighed.

"I'm glad you both know—"

"Don't worry, we'll have the rollercoaster up and running by tomorrow! We just need some wheels…" Travis thought to himself.

"…Excuse me?" Chiron had thought the boys knew the actual reason why he was upset. He felt proud that the boys might have actually learned something during their stay at Camp Half-Blood. His heart dropped when he found out what they really thought, very much.

Connor looked at Chiron, then he smirked mischievously.

"Hey Chiron, you have wheels! Wanna be the first to ride the awesomeness?"

"Well I—"

"Awesome! Hold on tight and brace for impact, this may get a little bit too… AWESOME!"

The brothers tapped their heels together and shouted "Maia!" and wings sprouted from the back of their shoes. They both lifted up in the air, taking Chiron with them. They flew him over to the beginning of the track. They looked at each other and nodded.

"On your marks…" Travis started.

"Boys I—" Chiron pleaded.

"Get set…" Connor continued.

"—really have to—"

"GO!" They both shouted as they pushed Chiron across the tracks. They flew alongside Chiron, but they didn't even notice him. They were too busy enjoying their creation. They went through the loop twice before reaching the end of the track. They brought Chiron's wheelchair down.

"See Chiron wasn't that—" Connor bent down to look at Chiron, but he was no longer there. The wheelchair was empty.

"Oh shit…" Travis whispered as they turned around.

Chiron was looking down on them, in full centaur form. His arms were crossed and his fingers were tapping against his muscular arm.

Connor and Travis laughed nervously.

"I have had enough of this! You boys are grounded!"

Connor and Travis couldn't believe what they were hearing. They have gotten into trouble before, but they were never grounded! What in Hermes' name was Chiron talking about?

"Grounded? We can't be grounded!" Connor complained. "We've never even been watered! Or sky-ed!"

"Or outer-spaced!" Travis added.

"Ohh, nice one bro," Connor fist-bumped Travis.

"A-hem." Chiron cleared his throat.

"Sorry," the boys said in unison.

"You both can not leave this cabin for any reason for a whole month, understood?"

"But what about eating? Do you want to starve us to death!" Connor complained.

"Well, you may go out to eat—"

"But you just said we couldn't leave the cabin for any reason. Were you lying to us?" Travis retorted.

"Huh, Chiron! I trusted you! How could you lie to us?" Connor looked at him like he was truly offended.

Chiron rolled his eyes. "I expect that mess you boys have built has been cleaned up by tomorrow, and that all the furniture that is supposed to be in this cabin be in this cabin, understood?"

"You want us to destroy the awesomeness?" Connor gawked.

"I don't know you anymore!" Travis's jaw dropped as he looked at Chiron.

Chiron chuckled, "goodnight boys. I will leave the rest of the punishment to your brothers and sisters when they find out they will have no beds to sleep in tonight. Oh and, you're both still grounded." Chiron galloped away.

The brothers sighed and looked back at their rollercoaster track for the last time.

"Goodbye awesome, it was awesome knowing you…" Connor muttered.

And that's how Connor and Travis Stoll got grounded… and, well, remember all the papers on the ground? Those were either failed or rejected plans both of them came up with to try and escape their 'grounding'. But don't worry; they're the Stoll brothers. They always have some tricks up their sleeves.

REVIEW!

I got this idea while reading like a bazillion Tratie fics [ CapN'Cupcake got me addicted! ;] and I just fell in love with Connor and Travis Stoll [ yes they stole my heart, haha, get it? ] and this idea just popped up in my head and I couldn't resist. Sorry if it might get a bit insulting up there.. in some parts.. if you didn`t notice then that`s just fine! I hope you liked this! I just wrote and went with the flow so I hope my kind of humor makes you laugh P:

My friend said that the part where Connor has that really eccentric sentence with all the British terms squished together is fun to read aloud.. I wonder if that`s really true?

So yeah, this is pretty much just an intro, so there`s going to be lots more adventures to go! I planned out a lot in my head, and I have to admit, some of them are kinda corny but hey, what`s a joke if it isn`t corny right?

There might be a bit of Tratie in this fic, but I`m just not sure, I haven`t decided yet since this isn`t supposed to be a romance fic, but yeah, maybe hints ;] if you guys want it.

Thanks everyone and tell me what you think!

.: Signed ; [ Schoe. ]