Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Lisa unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your brave manager, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Lisa Henrietta Riesert
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1980
Place Of Manufacture: Miami, Florida
Height: Around 5'7"
Weight: Unknown
Race: Human
Your Lisa unit will come with the following accessories
Three skirts
Two blouses
2 High heels shoes
1 Frankenstein Pen
1 Hockey stick
When you first open your Lisa unit, she may be quiet and uptight. Give her time and she shall ease up to you.
Cleaning: The Lisa unit is fully capable of cleaning herself and will also keep the house clean for you.
Programming:
Your Lisa unit is smart and clever, and can carry out the following functions:
Manager: Whether it's running a hotel to planning a party for her relatives visiting the city Lisa will take control and make sure everything come out fine.
Drinking buddy: As she is normally 25 year old Lisa doesn't mind having a drink every now and then. She will also look out for her fellow drinking co-workers.
Friend: She's smart, brave and loyal. She will always be there to listen to your problems, lend you a helping hand, talk for hours, go shopping and go to the bar with you.
Survivor teacher: Lisa is a survivor to rape to knife welding men. If you are going through a tragic event or need some lessons in protecting in case something pops off just call her and she well have you fit and ready to rumble in no time.
Your Lisa unit comes with five different modes:
Manager
Friendly
Restless
Fighter
Victim
The friendly mode is activated whenever Lisa is with other units in a relaxed setting. She will laugh at jokes, lightly tease people, drink (sometimes) and smile.
Fighter is activated when goons with guns endanger Lisa or chased by Jackson units. She will hit people with cars, vases, and hockey sticks. She may also shoot people.
The Restless mode is activated when Lisa nightmares about "that" day or just having a bad day. She will wake up at 3:00am and have scrambled eggs.
Manager: Lisa is a hotel manager and has the knowledge to run anything that is needed.
The Victim mode is activated when Lisa thinks about what happen that day, is being held captive by a Jackson unit, or feels trapped. She will comply (temporarily), cry, plead or try to escape.
Reaction to other units:
Jackson Rippner: This unit is Lisa's friend/captive/rival. They have a tense and strange relationship. Best not to leave them for along.
Cynthia Mayas: This unit is the Lisa units best friend and co-worker.
Charlie Keefe: This unit is a frequent visitor to Lisa's hotel. They get on fine.
Joe Reisert: He is Lisa's father and her rock and they will do anything for each other.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Lisa keeps popping up with books? Where is she getting them?
A: A dad unit. Just get use to it.
Q: My Lisa has just tried to kill my friends Jackson unit. Why do I do?
A: You can reset her and have your friend reset her Jackson. Its a short fix.
Q: After a little fiasco Lisa and Jackson couldn't stop trying to kill each other! I left one time and now there are quiet and watching each other. They even went out to the movies and came back really late.
A: Lisa and Jackson must have resolved their difference. It would better to leave things the way they are. *wink*
Q: My Lisa has arrived with blonde hair, a pants suit, and a mountain of cases for work. I wasn't expecting this! What happened to her?
A: You must have accidentally been sent a Jennifer "JJ" Jareau by accident. Return her to the box, and we will pick her up and deliver you your Lisa.
Warranty: With proper care, the Lisa unit will grow old and eventually die, unless an accident or old age kills her. However, if you get annoyed with the fighting manager, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).