AN: just a quick one shot based off a little contest me and my friend had one day at lunch hope you enjoy it!
"Jacob is WAY
better then Edward, Belle, Every one knows that!"
"NO,Emma,
Edward is better, I mean he won! Come on, How can you beat
that?"
"Well, I could always dress Edward up as a girl..
Then Jacob would look really cool compared to him"
"Fine,
then I'll just have to do the same to Jacob then we'll see who looks
the worst."
Jacob P.O.V.I
was just sitting there when this blond girl comes up and drags me to
the mall. Next thing I knew I'm being shoved in to girl clothes... It
was worse then shopping with Alice...
Edward P.O.V.While I was sitting in my meadow this really tall girl comes up and attacks me. She plasters my face in make-up and forces me to wear this mini skirt and tank top.
four hours later: "okay, you go first."
"fine, I here by present you with the stupidest Vampire you will ever see, Edward."
Emma pulled back a red curtain to reveal Edward. He was covered from head to toe in extra glitter and make-up. He was wearing a My Little Pony outfit that looked about ten sizes too small for him.
The Jude (who has not read Twilight) gave him a score of 7 out of 10 for most ridiculous.
"My turn!" Belle yelled.
a green curtain was pulled up to reveal Jacob so covered in blush he was red from head to toe. He was stuffed into a ballerina tutu and point shoes with ribbons crisscrossing around blue tights that ended mid-thigh.
The Jude gave him a score of 10 out of 10.
"Ha! Edward is way cooler!!!!"
"yes, but He sparkles.. that is sooooo dumb."
"that's not dumb, It's hot!"
AN: yeah, I know, It's pathetic and stupid...