Flaunt It
Standard disclaimer applied.
Oh! Please don't get confused as to who's speaking what, okay?
"They say I look good. I say, I taste even better."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning, I can't understand why Sakura won't have sex with me!"
"But duuuuuuude!"
"What?!"
"We're freaking 86 already!"
"So? I still have my penis!"
"But it doesn't work that way anymore, old bud!"
"Meaning?"
"We're old men! People like us don't get horny anymore!"
"But I do!"
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!! You're not getting the point!"
"Which is?"
"Which IS, us old geezers, including –especially- Sakura (since she's such a romance), would want nothing more than to sit in their own old rocking chair and be reminiscent! We don't just have sex!"
"Maybe she doesn't love me anymore. Or maybe she didn't really love me at all…"
"Aww, don't say that man! You know she hearts you."
"She 'hearts' me?"
"Cool huh? I heard my grandson say he HEARTS someone."
"What the fl87#9djm?"
"Hey!"
"Sorry."
"Forgiven."
"Sigh… I just want to get laid."
"Just… shut up man."
"Okay."
"Hey bud?"
"Yeah?"
What do you think of that girl?"
"She's… okay."
"She's winking at you. Maybe you can get want you want after all."
"What are you saying, dead last?"
"You said you wanted to have sex, bastard!"
"For your information, old man –
"Look who's talking."
"—I only want my wife in my bed. Besides, Sakura is waaaaaaay hotter than her."
"Agreed."
"Hey bud?"
"Yep?"
"I have a confession to make."
"What is it?"
"I never really liked… Superman."
"What?! TRAITOOOOOOR!! I'm never going to speak with you again!! Hmph."
"I'm sorry man. It's just that… I like Hercules better…"
"Mother fa7#0sor4!! Hercules?! Man, you're drunk."
"But we're only drinking juice."
"Right."
"So…"
"So…"
"I better get going. I bet Sasuke the third is still waiting for me to tell him about my awesomeness."
"Okay. Hinata's probably looking for me too. Gimme a hug man."
-X-
Eye-catch: Curtains of strawberries and cream splay on the bed as a man with dark, ash, chicken hair creeps to cuddle and entwine with her.
-X-
"I'm sorry If I hurt you when I said I didn't want to have sex with you. Its just that, I'm tire, sweetie. But if it's any consolation, I swear we'd be screwing like wild bunnies right now if only we're eighty years younger. And don't worry, you're still hot, Sasuke-kun."
"I know."
"Know what?"
"That I'm still the hottest."
"And conceited."
"…"
"…"
"I love you, Sakura. I've always loved you…"
"…"
"I know, darling. I love you too."
Yey! Woo, I actually enjoyed that! Been hearing too much 'bout my grandmother's love life. Said she still loves her first boyfriend. The fuck,?! HAHAHAHA XD Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that as ,much as I did. Old Team7 is cute too, aye? Review!
-Cupid.