AN/ In honor of inauguration day... Seeing as me and my friend got into a discussion of if we could have any one for president who would it be. I said Brian Kinney. She laughed and we began to ponder what it would be like and here is what we came up with...
"Brian no, we cant just kkiillll all the straight people!" His blonde little vice president said.
"I told you, I'd let Daphne and Deb live there's no reason to get your nipple ring in a nott." Brian snorted putting his legs up on the presidential desk.
"Brian we can just convert them! Isn't that enough?" Justin sighed starting to give up.
"So we can be like ancient Rome all living in the moment and living." He stood up on the desk. "To fuck!" He claimed pointing his finger upward.
"Here we go again." Justin rolled his eyes.
"Come on Sunshine sing it with me. This is my United States of Whatever!" He jumped down and straddled Justin.
"Brian, I cant not with all the straight old men who have probably done their first ladies in here for 'kink'." He used air quotes.
"Ugh... Your right but with the mind of straight people I doubt there's anything wrong with lets say... The floor?" He smirked twisting around so Justin was straddling him.
"Mr. President?" A voice from the door said.
"Yes Mrs. HoneyCutt." Brian said jumping up and dumping Justin on the floor.
"Ow!" Justin glared angrily up at the new President.
"Sorry Sunshine." Brian smiled in apology.
"Bush requests an audience with you." He said smiling through his 'sexy secretary glasses'.
"Thank you Mrs. HoneyCutt but you can tell his fag hating republican ass to wait I have a first gentlemen to ravish upon our country seal." Brian grinned.
"Second there are some new laws needing to be legalized." Emmett told him dumping them out on his desk.
"Oh right. Emmett right this down I'm having a thought train." He said holding his finger out pacing back and forth slowly as Justin settled down into the Presidential seat feeling all important.
"In this free country of America children of all ages races and cultures will never again be asked 'Are you gay?' in such a belittling tone now it will be 'Your straight? How can you be with all that great dick out there?'" Brian smirked as Justin groaned.
"Brian you do know this has to go through congress right?" Justin asked covering his eyes.
"Yes, but I totally know two of them were checking me out at the inauguration." Brian smirked scheming up his new plan.
"We are sooooo fucked." Emmett said.
"Exactly the way it should be." Brian laughed lighting up a fancy cigar and looking at the world with a strange glint in his eyes something like when he looks at Justin only... Brighter...
AN/ I hope you found it funny cause that's all it was meant to be lol
Review if you found it chuckle worthy =]