Okay, I'm so SICK of reading fics where GIR dies or is horribly abandoned or "shut down" he's so sweet and carefree and stupid! AMERICA LOVES GIR! Why these sick, worthless bags of meat would want him to die is beyond me, so here's a story written by ME and co-written by GIR!!

Long live the little robots!

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GIR didn't know why the humans all hated his master. They just... did. HE liked his master just fine! And why was everyone wanting to take him apart and "experiment" on him? He liked life. He liked tacos. He liked taquitos and pretty much anything edible. He never bothered anyone (well, except Zim). All he wanted to do was watch his favorite show and have fun and serve his master when he felt like it.

The day the angry mob of humans knocked on master's door, though... that was a different story. Why did they all want to hurt master for being different? Why did they all want to take GIR apart and make clones or just to see him die? Why did they feel he needed to be abandoned? Because he was a stupid robot who never listened? He just wanted to have fun and feel and be!

But that was all behind him now. Now he and his master were owners of planet earth and it was all thanks to the little crazy robot with the cyan blue eyes.

THE END

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TAKE THAT, you cold heartless fanfiction writers! GIR could take over earth if he wanted to! He's not entirely worthless! He just likes tacos more than searing flesh, is all!
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